March 26

If you're born on this date, then you're a vampire who doesn't age and is extremly handsome

"You are born march 26?"
"Yes."
"How never getting old?"

by Mcexfi July 27, 2020

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March 22 2022

March 22 2022, is a day where the asteroids align and is considered a doomsday-like 24 hours. Anything you can ever imagine will happen and you won’t be able to stop it. March 22, 2022, is a day in which you cannot live with fear, but rather with preparation. Brace yourselves, because nobody has a clue what’s about to happen.

“Oh no! Today is March 22 2022. I hope nothing awfully strange happens…”

by Anonym005 March 1, 2022

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March 25

If you were born on March 25 your a penguin and is amazing and is helping save the penguins

Person1:Hey look he/she loves

penguins

Person2:he/sheborn on March 25

by ITsYaBrOo November 3, 2019

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March 22

March 22?? Apart from Mcr breaking up.
March 22 is the best birthday ever! Jam out to Mcr all day and chill. Sounds like a rocking birthday to me.

Person 1: Ay yo, when’s your birthday?
Person 2: March 22?
Person 1: You lucky little shit

by Definitely.not.who.you.think January 2, 2018

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March 20

People born on this day should be considered royalty. If its a male and their name starts with "R", they deserve unlimited suck jobs and you are legally obligated to hork a loogie on his balls and proceed to lick it off... ladies ;) It's in the constitution. Guys, if you know a guy born on this day and his name starts with the letter "R", you better hope he likes you, otherwise prepare to die alone.

"Hey, I'm Greg and this is my girlfriend"
"Hi, I'm Robert, born on March 20"
"Fuck"

by B!GD!CKDADDY December 6, 2019

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