manchester

a city in the north west of england, from were all true scouser haters cum from. fuck u ya shell suit wearing, orange women loving, car theiving bunch of twats, go and tend to your perms wiv ya benifit money. SCUM. show your support mancs n giv the scouser hater a thumbs up

ay ay dave we went out in manchester last nite lad n got ar fookin eads kicked in like

by sfurnell June 18, 2006

Manchester

Shitey city up north. Full of arrogant twats, chavs, and two faced arseholes. It's extremely dull too, all they've got is a mediocre shopping centre and a football museum. You're far better off going to the vastly superior Liverpool. Despite how shit it is, Mancurians make out it's far better than Liverpool and London. The reason they hate on London and Liverpool so much is because they know how inferior it is so try to bring down their betters, just like a school bully.

Adam:Fuck London man, it's evil! Manchester is clearly the best city!
Brent: Lol you're joking right? Manchesters full of cunts like you! It's gotta be one of the crappest cities I've been too. You're only hating on London coz you know Manchesters a massive shithole!
Adam: That's not true! Manchester's better! You're just jelaous!
Brent: Yeah you keep telling yourself that lol. And anyway, if that's so true why did you move to London?
Adam: Shut up! I'm out of here!

by mrperson123 January 24, 2019

Manchester city

oil merchants with little to no fans, Plus mega faggots

oh Jake you go for Manchester city, you're a faggot

by Christa Ronaldo May 19, 2022

Manchester United

THE Best Team in the World!!!

Everyone in KGV knows it ...

-Max, a great loyal supporter.

Rio Ferdinand with a great loft pass to the sideline to giggs, gigs with a brilliant cross, ROONEY!!!!!!!

hey makes it look SOOO easy!!!

by loyal supporter April 1, 2005

manchester pipe line

same as an alasken pipe line but you dont freeze the shit in the condom. you leave it at room teperature.

caroline said "come on babe give me a manchester pipe line" then joey says "yeah why not!"

by Mac Attack16 May 4, 2009

manchester united

A soccer team that fully dominates all others.

Manchester United beat Arsenal for the 564th game in a row this season, wow Arsenal blows cock.

by Stephan Scantum June 5, 2005

Manchester City

The richest club in the world, they own you all!
But also probably cockney rhyming slang for "sh**ty" as even with all the money in the world, they can't even win.

When Manchester City go in for a player, there's no contenders.

Kaka won't join because it was Manchester City.

by Stuckwithabunchofloonies January 20, 2009