Mango Tango

Wandering drubk out into a cow pasture in Montana and watching cows.

Hey, who is that over yonder doing the Mango Tango?

by Dag Mango April 22, 2013

emo mango

something that relates to secret devils scribbling black eyeliner over precious angelic drawings.

(when someone draws black over a drawing to make it look gothic or dark): Hey! don't make my drawing look so emo mango!

by shineeboo December 10, 2009

Mango Bombing

The act of throwing a rotting mango at someone or something, leaving an explosion of rotten mango behind.Works best in a fast moving car or golf cart and with a very squishy mango for maximum explosiveness.

"Bro, want to go mango bombing?"
"I was walking today and these stupid teenagers mango bombed me!!"

by Puddinator July 8, 2012

Mango Loco

The biggest scam monster energy has ever put out

Dude I hit the Powerade button on the vending machine and it gave me Mango Loco what the fuck

by And that’s on a whole stack June 23, 2020

Mango Brain

Where your brain is so dumb it is mushy and smooth like a mango. (similar to Smooth Brain)

"This guy couldn't name any country."
"It's because he has mango brain."

by Mxrlyn November 17, 2020

Mango lassi

When you're raw dogging a girl and she pees while your fucking and as she's pissing you bust a nut

Made some mango lassi last night and I put it in a cup and told my mrs's mum it was juice and she drank it

by Bigdaddymamba February 1, 2022

Couch Mango

A Couch Mango is a project team member, located in a tropical locale, who has indeterminate skill, role or authority, but who fits in seamlessly with the locals and can tell you all the gossip within a week or two.

Often Couch Mangoes will become local legends, with individual acts of random altruism or demonstration of skill being retold in unlikely places, creating yet greater mystique and an aura of untapped capability.

Whilst the Couch Mangoes themselves prefer a low profile and just quietly help the project along, trusted colleagues tend to talk up these unusual incidents to all and sundry.

Do you know Bert? He has has only been up here in Townsville a week or two. I wasn't even sure of his name, but the taxi driver this morning told me that he's very skilled, and is helping him find a better job. I think he might be a right Couch Mango. Let's invite him out for a drink after work - he'll know where to get a good feed.

by Nafftastic January 18, 2013