march madness

An overrated, overhyped college basketball tournament. Every March, this tournament is shoved down our collective throats by sports media (who should be covering the NHL playoff chase and MLB Spring Training instead), and results in everyone who buys into this, spending hours filling out their precious brackets.

other guy: ZOMG MARCH MADNESSSSSSSSSSSSS DUUUUUUUDE! SUNY Catholic State is playing against Northern Colorado A&M! Got your brackets filled out?

me: Oh, screw that, I'm gonna watch some Spring Training this afternoon, and cap it off with a hockey game tonight, featuring two teams fighting for a playoff berth. I'm not going to waste my time with some stupid bracket.

other guy: *cries*

by howlincoyote2k1 March 22, 2007

march madness

The anger one feels when their favorite shows are cancelled or postponed because of NCAA finals.

Person 1: "Alright, grab your popcorn and a Coke - CSI starts in 5 min."
Person 2: "Don't bother, NCAA finals are on tonight instead."
Person 1: <shouts explicatives and throws things>
Person 2: "Sounds like someone has a case of March Madness."

by MisterBill77 December 15, 2008

midnight madness

sex at/after midnight

"Hey Meg, are you up for some midnight madness?"
"Sure, why not!"

by billnager23 February 23, 2014

it's a madness

The way some black people say "it's madness" just to be different, meaning "the situation is out of control"

(on the phone) "yo, bare man getting shot up, it's a madness"

by _rix_ May 30, 2018

madness

It's like gravity, all it takes is a little..... PUSH!

Madness? THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!!

by oldemberg February 7, 2014

march madness

every year during march everyone gets mad horny and have sex like rabits!

DUDE! It's march madness, im so gonna do that stilf!!

by stilf lover March 12, 2005

medieval ass madness

The act of engaging in, thinking about, discussing, entertaining the thought of, or dressing up as a faggotty character from, any role playing game. It also applies to gay fantasy novels.

That homo didn't make it to work because he was up all night engaging in medieval ass madness

by the mad pooper January 2, 2008