Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!

the way cool kids say thats what she said.

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dude thats never gonna fit. you should try another entrance."

Robin Hood - "Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!"

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dammit"

by This isnt real April 20, 2010

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Iron Maiden fan

It’s ok if you’re an Iron Maiden fan as long as you know rush is light years better

I’m an Iron Maiden fan but i must say rush is a better band

by Saudi prince Walter May 3, 2021

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come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!

Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"

by charlie dick(onson) February 14, 2012

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maidens

kinder word for bitches

something you have none of

i love playing fortnite!!

thats why you have no maidens

by maiden haver July 29, 2022

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No Maidens?

This phrase is one of the worst shit someone can pull out of there ass this basically means that one one is telling you get no girls,bitches hoes whatever

Person: I hate you
Person 2: No maidens?
Person 1: fuck you

by Sussykid1234 February 17, 2023

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