suprise motherfucker

The phrase that is being said by your girlfriend's father when he caught you having sex that is illegal in seven states.

'Suprise motherfucker.'

by Suprisemuthafacker March 13, 2014

bad motherfucker

Somebody with a personality comparable to that of celebrated actor Samuel L. Jackson

Shaun: Dude, Floyd, did you hear what James did?
Floyd: Yeah, what a badass.
Shaun: Totally, I'm never going to fuck with THAT guy again.
Floyd: I hear you, man.

pause

Shaun: Bad motherfucker.
Floyd: What?

by Spurfe November 8, 2009

Adios Motherfucker

1. An alcoholic cocktail that will make you say 'Adios' to being sober, and 'see you later' to your liver pretty quick. You might just fuck a mother in the process, or call someone this if they're a total d-bag. The recipe is as follows:

1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz 7-Up® soda

2. Badass way to say 'I won, you suck.' or 'I'm genetically better than you, hence, why I win in every theoretical life situation'

1. 'Hot bartender, please make me an Adios Motherfucker. I plan on getting effing LIT tonight. :-)'

2. 'Oh, you want to beat me at beer pong? Adios motherfucker. Prepare to lose. :-)'

by inBlueParadise August 7, 2011

son of a motherfucker

Unlike son of a bitch which is in reference to ones canine mother, son of a motherfucker is in reference to ones father that it is assumed was a motherfucker.

Can also be used as a curse when frustrated or infuriated by something.

Ask Doug?! Why, I wouldn't trust that son of a motherfucker as far as I could throw him.

What is wrong with this goddamn remote?! Son of a motherfucker!

After spilling your cereal all over the floor:
Oh, man. Son of a motherfucker! Shit!

by Mr. Wisdom August 27, 2009

fat motherfucker

someone who you highly dislike and or hurt you physically or mentally. and also 2pac lyrics

"thats why i fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker"

by little airpod case January 9, 2021

im a motherfucker

when you have to give someone a gift but you hate them so you get them a word mug that says im a motherfucker

here is a word mug that says "im a motherfucker"

by zevenate9 May 15, 2018

Real Motherfucker

Billy J. His name alone tells you he is, was, and always will be one of the realest motherfuckers there ever was. Billy the realest motherfucker who everwas,gives nofucks about motherfucker who wasn't. He has been said to have told Chuck Noris to his face he looked like a fake motherfucker and walked away unscathed.

Yo Clark who is that? "That's a real motherfucker like Billy".

by bigirishballs March 29, 2019