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Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.
My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire
by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022
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A RUSTY MISFIT

When you go down on a girl while wearing a trustee MISFITS T-Shirt and upon finishing her you use your T-shirt to wipe the clam juice off your face, then you proceeded to take the T-shirt off and throw it somewhere near the hamper that you will forget about for three or four days. When you find the shirt again, the smell will remind you of a Rusty Misfit.
That T-shirt is now a Rusty Misfit.

So my mom found my Rusty Misfit under the recliner.

After four long days, my RUSTY MISFIT had numerous holes in it and smelled like dead fish.
by DamnShittyHuskerSkip1 March 2, 2024
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Happy Family sticker misfit

The phenomenon where a car that only has 1 row of seating but has Happy Family sticker sticked on its rear windshield anyway, defeating the original intention of the Happy Family sticker.
I saw a sports car with a Happy Family sticker on it—total Happy Family sticker misfit! How can they claim to have three kids when there’s barely room for two passengers?
by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025
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