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millennial communication disorder (mcd)

1) Lacking feelings, emotions and empathy for anyone else in the world besides one's own self due to having O.C.D. behaviors related to years of addiction to one's phone, texting, social media, messaging and/or all related areas which therefore evolve into personality dysfunctions in society connected with A.D.D., A.D.H.D. and/or any related emotional personality defects caused from one's addiction to electronics.
2) The inability to connect one's own personal emotions, wants, needs and desires with that of the feelings, emotions and desires of another person or any other human being in this world due to the Narcissistic traits caused by "Swipe Right Syndrome" and/or other related apps, games or any related technology device .
3) Inability to communicate.
4) Lacking or missing the trait known as real humanistic Love for another human being since a human being does not require a plug or outlet to recharge their battery known as their Heart.
5) Missing an emotional understanding of how their lack of face-to-face communication and communication overall can/will greatly affect other people in this world, especially those closest to them.
Millennial Communication Disorder (MCD) can be defined as one or more of the above definitions but better expressed in the example of the following:
A caring, loving individual has recently been hurt by the person they felt they were closest to in life by being "unintentionally" ghosted for the past 3 days or more. They then finally reach out to the ghoster with a direct call response of..."Babe! Why haven't you got back to me or even reached out to me in 3 days?!? Did I say something wrong? What did I do? Are you seeing somebody else?? Where did I go wrong??"
Babe's response: "Oh no hun, I didn't even think about you. I'm sooooo Sorry baby, smooches! I love you!! So how've you been? Wanna go out this weekend? If so, I'll text you!...if I remember, hopefully I'm not busy. Hmmmmm...not sure. Okay babe? Chat later...Kbye!" :)
by Ohsider November 1, 2019
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A Diet Millennial will only be able to understand a quarter of your references.
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Millennial is a word that is used by most Boomers when they're actually talking about a Snowflake. A Millennial was born anywhere from 1981 - 1996.
Robert the Old: He must be a Millennial cause he talks like one of those ignorant people born in 1999.

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A Millennial, that doesn‘t get the sense and meaning of work life.
A new, digital Form of Hedonism!
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You won’t even millennial meatball Becky dude.

I was really hoping he would millennial meatball me, but the night without any parm.
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When somebody simultaneously hits an e-cigarette and a dab pen
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Hitting a juul and a dab pen at the same time
Bro that millennial spliff got me faded
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