Midnight Beaches

An outing to a night time beach. Something that babes do!..

The day couldn't get any better until we had some midnight beaches.

by andronomous 4000 September 13, 2010

midnight cat

The name of a black and white pussy cat who loves to sleep and travel back in time using his meow machine. He also loves eating whiskers and is often known as fat cat. He is cute and lovely looking although if you don't give him what he want's he will rip your jugular out with his claws and drink the blood running out of your throat.

I'm, very scared of Midnight cat. I didn't feed him and he is trying to get me. Help! I'm hiding in the bathtub he will be here soon help ahhh he found meeeeeeeeee

by Death by cat July 17, 2020

Midnight Bowling

To take toke up when everyone else in the house is asleep, usually to avoid detection

Harry: Dude last night i sneaked out of my window onto my roof to go midnight bowling after my parents fell asleep.

Micah: Wow dude I wish I was as cool as you

by fruitkabob January 23, 2011

midnight cutoff

When you stop doing all your homework at Midnight and do none of it after 12.

Vraj: Did you finish your homework?
Cody: No
Vraj: Why?
Cody: Because the midnight cutoff, no homework after 12 NIGGA.

by CodyNguyener April 28, 2014

Midnight haymaker

When your spouse hogs the bed and you are left no other choice but to assert dominance

It was 11:20 on a Sunday night, she forced me off of the bed by once again hogging the bed. I edged back into my spot only to once again be awoken at 11:56 by hitting the shag carpet. THAT was the last straw! I went to my storage chest, busted out my last remaining wife beater and just as the clock struck midnight I dropped a fist bomb on my spouse. This was the first Midnight Haymaker to be thrown and if my snuggle spot is ever threatened again the midnight haymaker shall once again commence. Now she knows if she hogs the bed, she will get the the midnight haymaker , when the clock strikes midnight. A midnight haymaker is when you strike your spouse at midnight for hogging the bed.

by Branzached July 14, 2021

Midnight twinkle

The tingling your vagina gets after a good hard fucking.

“Wow babe you make it feel like midnight twinkle in here.”

by Whitegirlwithadarkside January 8, 2018

midnight shit

The midnight shit is when you wake up in the middle of the night after you finally got some rest and you have to take a mean shit. You run to the bathroom to take off your pants and everything comes out in a slimy wet explosive diarrhea. You sit there in the darkness deep in thought about your days and why this shit is happening. You think about your life and your previous choices wondering just why did I do that. The midnight shit is the shit that makes you think about the next day and how much sleep youre gonna get for that night. Once youre done shitting you still have a funny feeling in your stomach that keeps you on the toilet. You wipe your ass as you push to hard and shove your fingers in your asshole. You go back to your bed thinking about your shitty feeling stomach and how shitty of a sleep that was.

I had one of those crazy midnight shits last night.

by joffway February 22, 2023