Somewhere between able to drive and vomiting in your shirt so no one sees. Possibly able to drive a short distance safely even though you shouldn't. A BAC between the ranges 0.06 and 0.10.
Katie: Were you trashed last night when you ran over that deer?
Brad: I was medium lit. Otherwise I would have pulled over and made a tuxedo out of the carcass and ran around with it.
Katie: Oh that's great! Glad you are OK!
Brad: I was medium lit. Otherwise I would have pulled over and made a tuxedo out of the carcass and ran around with it.
Katie: Oh that's great! Glad you are OK!
by DixieWreckedMLNJ January 02, 2017
Derived from his bulging biceps and strong lats. Every women's dream of a man. Handsome, suave, outgoing and perfect guy for every girl
by 123dave November 22, 2013
This term is obviously used after a 2-5 day bender when you know you are being irresponsible. It’s great with friends bc it’s funny but you know you’re in shit creek with your job.
Hey Jenny, you have to cover for me with the tiny tots on the monkey bars and the little ones on the roller coaster. I blew Steve til 8 am and feel like a medium adult today. Cover for me...please cover for me...
by Larry and Rex and Benny July 17, 2018
by Scissorgrrrl March 17, 2018
When a man's penis is not fully hard, but also not fully soft, but can pass off as a decent size because its halfway hard
When Male actors show their penis in movies they make sure they get a nice medium soft so that it doesn't look small
by IrritatedData February 18, 2020
by african drug lord 123 February 12, 2018
A comment or term used to keep someone guessing what it is when it has no real meaning in order to wind them up.
Medium tinned moonslice is expensive these days.
by mattsandford1 December 06, 2010