meatymarley

The creator and the sole definition of "Jaun Deaging Fools"

Dom - "Marley - Did You Just?"

MeatyMarley - "Jaun Deags Are Back Baby"

by Ziality October 14, 2019

Meat Snowman Surprise

A “Meat Snowman Surprise” is the event in which you promise to take care of your girlfriend’s baby sister, Polly, but fall asleep in the process, and then wake up to a meat snowman in your kitchen.

Gumball: I’m not sure searching online for “meat snowman surprise” will yield the most constructive results!

by S6 E39 - The Mess • TAWOG February 22, 2023

Tiny Meat Gang

A duo comprising of an elderly gentleman with a fine taste in millennial humour and an alien belonging to all countries.

They’re self-proclaimed “short kings”

Him: So what kinda porn are you into?
Her: oh just a plain ol’ Tiny Meat Gangbang

by Codel June 13, 2019

Meat Virginia

The original title of the 1999 rock hit, “Meet Virginia” as written by Robert Hotchkiss, Pat Monahan and James Stafford of the rock band “Train”. The original lyrics were affectionately written about a Virginia-shaped piece of meatloaf during a serious case of the “munchies” while the band was performing a gig in Richmond. Written as a goof, the melody had such an appealing draw that the band decided to re-title the track to “Meet Virginia” and edit the lyrics to be more abstract and broadly appealing. The meaning behind the song “Meet Virginia” as has been hotly contested with theories of love interests, strippers, and drag queens abounding. Until now, the band has hilariously allowed these theories to promulgate while the original title and meaning of the song has eluded the blogosphere.

Rob: “Meat Virginia! I can't wait to eat Meat Virginia, yeah e yeah hey hey hey”
Pat: “Savage”
James: “Love it”

by Darren Besert October 25, 2018

boney meat-tower

Name for a penis

All around general insult

Used when describing canned salmon

"Ey yo girl you wanna climb up on my boney-meat tower?"

"Yo I won that Jenga game fair and square you boney meat-tower"

by GeneralSam123 November 15, 2016

Meatbot

A person whose responses on social media are so knee-jerk predictable and poorly thought out that they would fail the Turing Test.

OMG that Trump supporter just responded to 1,279 examples of Trump’s lies with only “Fake news.” What a meatbot.

by AltScalesOfJustice August 31, 2018

Meat Worm

The Meat Worm is a recurring character commonly found in ironic posts on the subreddit r/TwoSentenceHorror

Barry loved to play in the snow. But so did the meat worm

by LIGMA BALLS 123569 May 22, 2022