Skip to main content

Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1

A game played with your bros, usually 3 or 4 of them while in the car, walking somewhere or just chilling . The game consists of one person asking Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1 and saying 3 girls names from your school or workplace. The others then answer by saying who they would kill marry and fuck. After everyone has gone, the person usually to the right of the 1st person goes and picks 3 more and the game continues. Any number of people can say the same combination of girls and explain their reasoning of their choice. Remember its only a game for you and your bros if played with acquaintances or just regular friends its not as good. NEVER BRING IT UP WHILE WITH A GIRL!
Ex. 1
*Walking to B Stop Pizza*

John- Alright boys Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1. Lisa, Emily, and Jess

Erick- Definitely Kill Emily Marry Jess and Fuck Lisa.

Danny- No way bro! Fuck Emily Marry Lisa Kill Jen

Zach- Dude I'd have to go with Danny, Jess is a major bitch.

Ex. 2

Zach- Fuck Me.

John- Shit man what happened?

Zach- Well me and Kayley were bored and we wanted to play a game so without thinking I asked her Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1 and named off her friends and when I tried to explain it to her she bitch slapped me and broke up with me and now we can never chill with that group of girls again.

Danny- Your a fucking dumb ass dude! that was a completely asenine thing to do!! I just got a text from Melissa and shes breaking up with me because Kayley told their group about that shit!
by MethodMan3 March 13, 2011
mugGet the Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1 mug.
To be involved with someone for an extended amount of time. To conceive children with this person. No legal commitment has been made.
I am in a relationship and have kids with someone but not engaged or married to this person.
by R U N June 16, 2008
mugGet the In a relationship and have kids with someone but not engaged or married mug.

Managing married mens poetry

Screwing married men even though you know they are married but they must love you because they tell you the truth
"I stay managing married mens poetry because I can Bitches!!! And you can't do shit about it"
by I was minding my own business January 25, 2019
mugGet the Managing married mens poetry mug.

I think I want to marry you

another way of telling someone : " please don't reject my ideas, I think i know what I am doing".
boy: i think i want to marry you

girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around
by Sexydimma June 3, 2015
mugGet the I think I want to marry you mug.

Marry maid

A woman who is in a relationship with a homosexual or bisexual man based solely on a shared interest in having children with him and raising those children together.
He has children but he is still gay because he has a marry maid.
by Rabbitx369 February 23, 2022
mugGet the Marry maid mug.

married on facebook

This means a virtual marriage involving Facebook.
It isn't real and can be to just about anybody.
facebook marriage virtual married on facebook socialmedia marry married
by Dragon Bubble March 16, 2016
mugGet the married on facebook mug.

potter marrie

A cake that acts gay/stupid and is also afraid to do something
Ayyy bru don’t be a potter marrie, go ask her out
by Sc0rpS 🇯🇵 November 7, 2021
mugGet the potter marrie mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email