Maria

You’ve gotta see her.

Maria, you’ve gotta see her, go insane and out of your mind.

by the girl to see August 17, 2019

Maria

Amazing lovely person everyone loves she is sometimes sad but her friend would help her ily Maria ~Hamad

Hey that’s Maria there I have no fucking idea what to write but ily

by Moussawi January 03, 2018

Maria

Thicccccxx

Maria thicc though

by Unatractiveyoungman April 02, 2018

Maria

A great best friend funny,entertaining,loving,kind and cares about her best friend she also is in love with Richard

Maria was so nice today

by Daddy👅💦🖤 November 19, 2018

Maria

A so called bitch who has no life and loves food

Maria’s lazy and a bitch

by be happy and smile! 🥰 February 11, 2019

Maria

The term used to describe someone who has a massive ass

Dude look at that girl she got a maria!

by sdawgvdiddy May 12, 2009

maria

a slut. usually thinks all guys are into her and want to rape her-but no they really don't.

she thinks everyone and all guys love her but than they talk trash about her behind her back.

she thinks she is really funny but none of her jokes or "funny expressions" are at all comical.

she is annoying beyond belief. you can usually find her talking to herself because no one wants to listen.

basically she thinks she is perfect and is too stupid to realize that nobody likes her and she is actually the most repulsive and annoying person to ever exist.

Maria: I'm just soo funny...hahahahaha i crack myself up
(no one is listening and no one is laughing)

Maria: Hey (insert boy name here) blah blah blah isn't that soo funny
Boy: yea sure maria

two seconds later

Boy: oh wow can someone please punch maria in the face
Boy 2: yea we should get a girl to punch her because guys can't hit girls
Boy: but i don't think she is a girl so it doesn't count

by 113049820394895 January 09, 2010