Mango Bombing

The act of throwing a rotting mango at someone or something, leaving an explosion of rotten mango behind.Works best in a fast moving car or golf cart and with a very squishy mango for maximum explosiveness.

"Bro, want to go mango bombing?"
"I was walking today and these stupid teenagers mango bombed me!!"

by Puddinator July 8, 2012

Portuguese Mango

The FT King, Portuguese Mango

‘Have you been on Twitter and seen that incredible tweet from Portuguese Mango?’

by OakleyT_ On Twitter February 23, 2021

Marvelous Mango

Someone who is incredibly fun and sexy. They have a genuinely lovable personality, and somehow always know how to make you smile. When you're around them you can't help but feel like the luckiest person ever. A marvelous mango is guaranteed to be exceptional in bed. Their amazing body guarantees you'll be into them no matter the time of day. You could cut the sexual tension around them with a chocolate strawberry.

Wow, she is amazing! She is my marvelous mango!

by NYtraveler June 6, 2013

Mango Cat

Mango cat is a popular Instagram artist best known for her smooth animation style. She is also the future overlord of heaven and hell and will rule this dimension with an iron fist. She is also very kind, caring, and beautiful.

“Mango cat is my favorite artist”
“Mango cat left mangoes under my Christmas tree last night”
“Mango cat took over the government”

by Anon 3598 October 8, 2019

Mango lassi

When you're raw dogging a girl and she pees while your fucking and as she's pissing you bust a nut

Made some mango lassi last night and I put it in a cup and told my mrs's mum it was juice and she drank it

by Bigdaddymamba February 1, 2022

Mango Brain

Where your brain is so dumb it is mushy and smooth like a mango. (similar to Smooth Brain)

"This guy couldn't name any country."
"It's because he has mango brain."

by Mxrlyn November 17, 2020

mango flex

when friends living in the tropics flex by casually eating fresh tropical fruits that are egregiously priced in the west (such as high quality mangoes) while videoconferencing and visibly expressing the satisfaction and joy, sometimes even talking about the quality and varietals of the fruit

friend 1: sends a photo of two mason jar full of mango juice, fresh green coconut, tagged "breakfast in bed"
friend 2: there you go again. back with your mango flex, huh?
friend 3: hmm. maybe we should terminate friend 1?

by recognoscoo July 18, 2021