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The Slutty Lohan

Alcoholic beverage that contains Jagermeister and cranberry juice but NO PEACH SCHNAPPS!!! Sure to knock you on your ass and take advantage of you. Often used with Rufilin but not recommended for bachelor parties.
Watch out for Billy Bob, he's making The Slutty Lohan and he's sure to fuck you in the face.
by wooly grey March 21, 2010
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Small loan

A small loan is cashcash$$moneymoney given to you by your father, usually the amount is around $1,000,000. This detail is extremely acceptable if your a washed up "business" man and/or a self-electing presidential candidate.
"It has not been easy for me, y'know, I started out in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars." ~Donald Trump
by Uber Idiotic Idiot August 31, 2016
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Person 1: "login(E)i-ready(E)comestudentedashboardehome sucks"
Person 2: "Agreed"
Teacher: "What no it's a platform that you can learn on!!! Its not a platform that causes suicide!!"
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A Small Loan of a Million Dicks

Something thots would say when they are horny and want to be fucked by many men.
"Some Dude: Do you want to be fucked tonight?"
"Hooker: Yes, and bring me a small loan of a million dicks too!"
by A Idiot in a Village November 14, 2018
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Street Loan

A request for a loan in American currency, for the return repayment in large denominations of foreign currency, especially Mexican peso or Vietnamese Dong, which greatly short change value of money given.
I just suckered a bro into a street loan, we be tight with the ladies tonight, all drinks on me.
by hoodratsoupcan July 2, 2016
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