The Fancy Lizard

homosexual... eww /j hes a furry.....

the fancy lizard is gay..

by BURRLT01 March 18, 2023

Lizard-Neck

noun liz-erd nek A condition similar in nature to batwing, occurs on a hot day or during a workout, may also result from the presence of post cloital fluids; defined as the cock sticking to the ballsack as though it were glued, taped or velcroed down. Most often requires a manual adjustment or in sever cases the application of any various over the counter anti-friction powders. The state of Lizard-Neck is not permanent (unless superglued by a vengeful ex) and only effects males.

This muggy weather is giving me the worst Lizard-Neck!

I've got to take care of this Lizard-Neck-SKKRREEECCCCHHHHH- ah that's better.

by Narf December 1, 2017

Water lizard

When a man submerges himself to his neck in a bath tub and begins masturbating underwater.

I got so bored last night, I did a water lizard.

by Drainage94 March 9, 2017

misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.

"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."

by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011

booty lizard

A slithery woman who wishes to steal the souls of good men through the power of her nice ass! A ghetto succubus!

Watch out Jerry that girls a a straight booty lizard, she'll get ya!

by Smashin ass with class 85 June 4, 2018

Street Lizard

An older term by urban slang standard. A person that sleeps in drain pipes or sewers during the day then comes out to the street or dive bars at night to ingest drugs and cheap alcohol.

Cops had to go and chase the street lizards off the park benches.

by MarkR10 August 18, 2022

Slot Lizard

Similar to the lot lizard this creature lies and waits in casinos playing slots endlessly, until the spot a John.

Did you see that girl playing the wheel of fortune slot machine? Yeah steer clear I think she is a slot lizard.

by A gentleman from nantucket October 28, 2018