One who suffers from "unus-mutorum-populorum" disease, or "one of the dumb people" disease. "UMP" is a disease in which one begins to contrive fantasies about how the world should be. Some, the more heavily effected, actually try to change certain things about society in favor of their mad agenda induced by this illness.
Known symptoms of "UMP" disease are: allowing illegal immigrants to pass over the borders of one's country, favoring universal healthcare, and wanting to legalize homosexuality.
Known method(s) of treatment: decapitation and/or mercy killing the subject
Known method(s) of prevention: thinking logically
Note: One is most likely to catch "UMP" if he or she is slow in the head or irrational.
Known symptoms of "UMP" disease are: allowing illegal immigrants to pass over the borders of one's country, favoring universal healthcare, and wanting to legalize homosexuality.
Known method(s) of treatment: decapitation and/or mercy killing the subject
Known method(s) of prevention: thinking logically
Note: One is most likely to catch "UMP" if he or she is slow in the head or irrational.
Person 1: Hey Larry, how's it going?
Person 2: Not too good Bill, I'm worried about the whales and getting citizenship for my friend Pablo. He arrived last week on a leaky raft.
Person 1: (looks in horror) You're...one of them, the liberals!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You've got "UMP"!
(Person 1 takes out saw and decapitates person 2)
Person 1: For your own good Larry
Person 2's Spirit: Thank-you Bill. Now I can finally be free from the Devil.
Person 2: Not too good Bill, I'm worried about the whales and getting citizenship for my friend Pablo. He arrived last week on a leaky raft.
Person 1: (looks in horror) You're...one of them, the liberals!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You've got "UMP"!
(Person 1 takes out saw and decapitates person 2)
Person 1: For your own good Larry
Person 2's Spirit: Thank-you Bill. Now I can finally be free from the Devil.
by Dr. Jack O'Hara July 28, 2008
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Today many people confuses liberalism with social-liberalism - leftist kind of liberalism that formed in the late XX century.
Today many people confuses liberalism with social-liberalism - leftist kind of liberalism that formed in the late XX century.
Bob: Democratic party is not liberal! It's social-liberal!
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Get the Liberal mug.1. Someone of low intelligence
a. Very closed minded
b. Very Hateful
c. Very intolerant
2. Someone who is unaccepting of reality
3. Someone who is lazy
4. Will often do on unsolicited ranting, screaming or crying fits about Donald Trump
5. Will call you a NAZI, Rascist or "Literally" hitler if you do not 100% agree with them
6. Probably lives in their mom's basement Doxxing people all day and inventing new genders
Probably a closet racist
Very closed minded
Promotes safe-spaces and separation of races
Warning: Avoid interaction, they are bound to fits of TDS. This may result in incoherent screaming for hours on end, looting and arson.
a. Very closed minded
b. Very Hateful
c. Very intolerant
2. Someone who is unaccepting of reality
3. Someone who is lazy
4. Will often do on unsolicited ranting, screaming or crying fits about Donald Trump
5. Will call you a NAZI, Rascist or "Literally" hitler if you do not 100% agree with them
6. Probably lives in their mom's basement Doxxing people all day and inventing new genders
Probably a closet racist
Very closed minded
Promotes safe-spaces and separation of races
Warning: Avoid interaction, they are bound to fits of TDS. This may result in incoherent screaming for hours on end, looting and arson.
"They think there are 72 genders, such a liberal"
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I can't believe you voted for Donald Trump 10 minutes of Incoherent crying and screaming
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"Define liberal."
"A left winger."
"What's a left winger?"
"A liberal."
"If liberal ideas were actually supported, we'd see moral and economic growth nationwide."
"What do you mean liberal ideas?"
"Economic and social justice!"
"That's vague. I think you mean everything you'll defend to the bone in a YouTube comments section."
"... yeah, so...?"
"Define liberal."
"A left winger."
"What's a left winger?"
"A liberal."
"If liberal ideas were actually supported, we'd see moral and economic growth nationwide."
"What do you mean liberal ideas?"
"Economic and social justice!"
"That's vague. I think you mean everything you'll defend to the bone in a YouTube comments section."
"... yeah, so...?"
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"Man, the liberals took over the country, I bet you 5 dollars it takes 5 days for half the country to explode... no, wait, 3 days!"
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