Later Masterbater

Used when saying goodbye to your hooker friend that plays with themselves constantly. It is used in place of the phrase "later gator" or "afterwhile crocodile."

Hooker: I'm tired of this conversation. I'm going to bed.

You: You mean you're gonna jerk off and cry yourself to sleep?

Hooker:.......yes.

You: Later masterbater.

by It's Bailey Bitch!!! May 3, 2010

thank me later

The thing that people say when they try to be useful but fail

The good part of the video is at 1:06, thank me later

by Creepycat18_YT November 26, 2020

Smile now cry later

The term smile now cry later was made popular by chicanos from California in the 70's it means to live life to the fullest and worry about the bullshit later..

Example; I'm going to rob a bank and enjoy the money while I can and if I get caught I guess I'll smile now cry later.

by Sjc21 April 14, 2022

Im Thinking About Shit Later

An excuse to give to your friends when your so faded you fall asleep sitting up.

Austin (while filming): tyler are you sleeping?
Tyler (wakes up): What man? Im thinking about shit later.

by Tyler, Austin, Kenny, Max November 15, 2007

Plant you now and dig you later

Gotta go!

I'll plant you now and dig you later!

by ybalagian September 20, 2009

we'll talk about it later

When someone wants to talk to you about some thing you don't want to keep saying we'll talk about it later and never do.

Elias: bro let me drive

Yi: we'll talk about it later.

by Mister yi ter fur robin December 27, 2011

text me later

used when a person has asked someone a question and have then been ignored.

person1 to person2- ''haaay you coming out for my birthday?''
-ignored-
person1 to person2- ''aww wicked text me later''

by Raaz Taaz January 29, 2009