Laying Low

Doesn't know where its at. A series of four paintings about animals that fuck shit up.

Laying low 2... Doesn't know where its at. Laying low three. Fuckin... Fuck shit up. And that's what we know.

by Dino nugget wrangler December 5, 2010

laying the balls

If one was to be "laying the balls" to a person, they would be having sexual intercourse, vigerously.

shit yo, I done layed the balls to that slut, Bung!

by rob Norwood May 18, 2004

avril lavinge

Self-taught guitar goddess. Yes, she taught herself both of those chords.

"I heard Avril taught herself how to play guitar," said Punky. "Aye, she did," replied Ahab. "She taught herself both of those chords."

by nirvanarama June 5, 2005

Shoe Lacing

Some consider this an art, some may consider a learned skill, and I myself think it is a bit of both. At the onset of the act, can be very technical. However during the closing is pure art. Please keep in mind this a sexual act enjoyed by both partners. Shoe Lacing is when at the time of ejaculation. The man must control himself by holding back the semen (generally by squeezing the penis) this will allow an even flow of release as appose to a pulsation. IE: technical. Now the art form. At this time the man has the opportunity paint what would look like the lacing of a Converse All Star any ware on his partners body, preferably the face.

My girl and I were making mad love last night. I was about to reach an all time high explosion of semen. I pulled out and said in a rage, TIME FOR A SHOE LACE! By the time I was through shoe lacing her, her face looked like a pair of Kedds sneakers.

by Wagssy November 3, 2009

Avril Lavinge

Unbelievably fake Canadian wannabe Rock singer, who claims to play the guitar, when infact, she can only play the chorus to her "song" (more like a cat being strangled if you ask me) 'Complicated'. Likes to pretend she loves Marilyn Manson and writes her own songs and only has Tammy-loving teeny-bopper fans. Hated by lovers of rock music and all its surrounding genres.

"i just saw some girl on tv singing badly and watching too much eyeliner"
"did she have long straight hair?"
"yeah she did"
"oh, that was Avril Lavigne then"
"listening to her made me want to kill myself"

by lea_lea_lea July 27, 2004

Avril Lavinge

Someone who looks even scarier withought make up on.

Person that sees Avril without make up: Woah! Oh my god! What the hell is that!? CRACK KILLS! CRACK KILLS!

by Highly Evolved June 29, 2005

Laying Fatty Pipe

When one begins engaging in sexual activities with multiple individuals after a certain event.

Tom: Once I get these braces off I'm going to be laying fatty pipe like there is no tomorrow.

George: Well, now that I am divorced I can lay fatty pipe to whoever I want and whenever I want.

by S-on-my-D November 2, 2009