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lobster claw 

Male cameltoe, caused by wearing pants that are too tight.
Scott's pants are so tight you can see his lobster claw.
lobster claw by smackjer December 28, 2005

Lobster Day 

April 21st, the day after 420, when you can do anything except steal things.
On Lobster Day, I went out and bought some seafood, because I have holiday spirit!!!
Lobster Day by Billy Yesko September 5, 2006

lobster arms 

duncan scott who is a bell end (lobster arms)
lobster arms by mcmacd July 21, 2006

Lobster-n-Lingus Day 

Usually celebrated on April 14. The ladies version of Steak and BJ day. Usually celebrated by giving ladies oral sex after eating a lobster dinner. April 14 is also refered to as clams and lobster day.
Do you want to celebrate Lobster-n-Lingus Day at my place or yours?

Lobster surprise 

When you unknowingly use a word that has a salacious, alternative meaning.
Grandma, you should look that word up before you use it, or you'll get a lobster surprise!
Lobster surprise by sassycatny November 17, 2020

lobster sex 

when you are screwing some one and you cut their pubs off.
lobster sex by sean March 26, 2003