French Leave

Usually after a night of amazing sex, the woman leaves in the morning without a trace, save a thank you note.

Mike: What's wrong with Eddie?
Sally: Juliette pulled a French Leave on Eddie last night.

Mike: Oh snap!

by eddiesdguy December 13, 2012

Leave It To Beaver

When you are fucking your girl in the ass but right when you are bout to blow your load......... You slam it in her pussy and say......... I'm just gonna Leave it to Beaver bitch!! And then shoot your load in her beaver!

Dude I gave my bitch the leave it to beaver last night. She is such a good little cum dumpster!!

by ivan yakinof September 2, 2020

leave the house

When there is a fire in your house at midnight when you're sleeping. You think it's just a nightmare but it's real.

12:00 am (sleeping)
12:01 am: Fire Alarm: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Anthony: (yawn) oh it's just a dream I'll go back to sleep
Andrew: NO THIS IS REAL WAKE UP LET'S LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 27, 2021

Leaving Shawtyville

An east American expression meaning to shorten/to lose height.

Carrington: Oí shawty, my gran has been leaving Shawtyville these past few years... she’s already shrunken 13 cm!!

Morgan: BAZINGA

by Really_Stinky_Feet345 May 19, 2021

shore leave

Taking a dump on the toilet seat.

"I really needed to use the can on my break at work today, but whoever was in there before me left some sailors (poop nuggets) on shore leave."

by Wooddogg February 17, 2005

Caternity leave

Leave of absence when you get a new cat or kitten.

I'm out for the next 6 weeks for caternity leave. It's important bonding time when you first get a cat!

by Bikosmom May 18, 2017

snowing leaves

the season of Fall....
when leaves are falling from the trees and the wind throws them around in ya face...

It's snowing leaves...

by blthrskt April 3, 2009