ni hao kai-lan

the distant and iconic relative of all chinese people that exist today

kai-lain, kai-lan, kai-lan, kai-lan! ni hao!

ni hao kai-lan!

by placenta lasagna December 13, 2023

kes lan

Halt's Maul man, Laber nicht!

Redest wieder über Patte? - Kes Lan!

by turkishplayboi June 16, 2020

Ou lan lan

Some ancient old man living in a temple

Ou lan lan: *walks in building*
Everyone: all hail ou lan lan

by The creater of earth September 09, 2019

EQ lan

The act of making Brandi, Gabby, Whitney, and Carlene lust after their sexy husbands.

Brandi - I can’t believe the boys made out and then decided to setup an EQ LAN!
Whitney - Our husbands are so sexy!
Gabby - Right?
Carlene - right!

by Dougbug927 March 19, 2022

Wah Lan eh

A stupid word to scold people saying their penis is so filthy. the root of arguments

Wah lan eh, why u so late sia?

by Nusydde June 03, 2021

Matt lan

The biggest bunda in the planet that makes women jelly but is a cunt

"Matt lan come online"

by Lolilauren September 27, 2021

LAN-cold

The feeling you get after loads of hours on LAN parties. You feel cold even though you are sweating and hot. This is most likely caused by either all the bad food you've eaten, all the energy drinks or just staying up for a while.

After 24 hours of LAN'ing:

John: Damn, maybe I've caught the flu! I'm feeling so cold even though I'm hot and sweating.
Peter: Mate, you've got the LAN-cold.

by Lethan December 15, 2009