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Kristian

A very nice guy very friendly and sociable and isnt so bad once you get to know him. Hes extremely obsessed with anime and has 15 or more friends but 3 BEST buds hes proud to call his bros/broskis. He likes videogames and wishes to abolish school. Hes very smart and extremely talented but knows how to get into your head if he sees you as a threat.
He wants to become a hardware engineer and likes marvel. Did I mention he does professional swimming.
Person1: Did you see that guy Kristian over there
Person2: Yeah the anime nerd
Person3: Hes actually not so bad once you get to know him
Person4: I heard he has a fabulous di-
by Animekid999 January 31, 2022
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Kristiana

Kristiana is most likely a tiktok princess and does the renegade so fluently like its a language. Shes prolly being instagram stalked by some guy named Ethan Or David
Material girl frrr
Person 1: (nerd laughs) wow Kristiana really nailed the renegade.

Person 1: *likes video*

Kristiana: YASS SLAY. TIME TO RENEGADE
by Redderrr July 17, 2022
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The Kristian Syndrome

The Kristian Syndrome (Has nothing to do with Christianity, but is named after the Danish philosopher, Kristian Jørgensen, born May 4, 1994, who first discovered the syndrome) is a syndrome which typically affects teenagers in the western part of the world. The Kristian Syndrome has been built around the belief that everything has perverse undertones, and everything can be thought perverse. The Kristian Syndrome causes even the most non-perverted phrases to be turned into something perversely, in the head of people affected by The Kristian Syndrome, only by separating the sentence into smaller parts, or simply just repeating the phrase in a deeper tone.
Person 1: "No. I can't play football anymore today. My right leg hurts"

Person 2: "What's wrong with your leg?"

Person 1: "I don't know for sure. I just think that it's sore because I've used it too much"

Person 2: "I just think that it's sore because I've used it too much" (said in a deeper tone)

Person 1, 3 and 4: "HAHAHAHA! LOOOOL! Perverse!"

Person 2: "You guys have The Kristian Syndrome"
by Thephilospher July 23, 2012
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Karl Kristiann

Karl Kristian Braaten is a awsome guy with mirco-pennis disfunction. he is awsome and he loves to play vidoe games in his spare time. he also loves a girl in his class who used to be a guy.
Karl Kristian has a favorite youtuber which is HaakonPlayer77!
Karl is also known to have pennis-ecret disfunction!
he is aslo a big fan of big submasive woman in their 60`s!

karl is generly a nice guy
Karl Kristiann is awsome! with his mirco slong he can do anything!
by JayDogMadFresh April 21, 2022
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Kristina

r u Kristina cuz u r such an idiot
by ghettosloth May 4, 2020
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Kristian

He is gay, abnormally small penis, ugly as fuck
Man, thank god im not kristian
by Jonny 515 May 24, 2016
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Kristina

They are pretty, can be bitchy and look ratchets. They want attention, usually famous on internet but they repulse people in real life. They are gorgeous but lack self-esteem. Can be a bit bipolar.
Guy 1: Kristina twerked her ass off
Guy2: She twerked on me LOL
by Handsomedork March 24, 2018
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