Kris

Big Dick head and does the last 5% of a blow job

Kris told me he rather finish the last 5% on his bsf

by Hotperson2020202002 November 24, 2021

Kris

a bitch ass nigga thats a hoe and cries himself to sleep because of how miserable he is. he sleeps on the streets and begs for nickels infront of the deli

-“ did yk kris gets no pussy at all??”

- “yea bro hes ugly as shit”

by smd5467 November 20, 2023

Kris

stupid (also cute)

Kris is stupid!

by Cyapie March 24, 2024

kris

a fucking grease monkey and the leader of the kkk he also fingers his dog takes it out smells it then tastes it

look at that greasy fuck kris

by greg persky May 1, 2023

Kris

A real go getter who loves Satan and blueberries, he lives in a small toolbox with a wooden spoon. He enjoys playing chess and shoving anything and everything up his ass with passion and no regrets, these items include the mailman, a teddy bear, Caillou, air freshener, cardboard boxes, toddlers, and rubber duckies. You’re lucky to find him in the alleyway sobbing about Lego guys with no 3D boobs. If you look him in his eyes you can see 13 different types of diet water. Always horny for juice boxes and apple pie.

1) Is that Comrade Kris?! I need to give him a bottle of vodka!

2) Wow its Kris, he’s so Pog

by Comrade Kristoff November 19, 2020

KRIS WU YOUNGER SISTER

KRIS WU YOUNGER SISTER

KRIS WU YOUNGER SISTER

by jnin August 27, 2024

kris

kris is very annoying. Not only he will call you short when ur not, but he will keep saying that. Kris will act like he is talking to other girls, when in reality ur the only one he is talking to..

-have you heard of kris?

-surely not but he seems like a bozo!

by shortyispoo June 22, 2021