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A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
by bitchuck September 9, 2024
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Kimberly

“Kimberly” a girl who is “really nice” and will chase you and kill you if you mess with her.She is one crazy mf that will do anything to kill you.Kimberly also known as kim.
Kimberly will kill someone if she sees this.👀
by Kevin likes Kimberly November 23, 2021
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Kimberly Estrada

Kimberly Estrada is a unique name for those who grow up in the ghetto and can be identified as ratchet, dark, and a black version of a mexican.
by Scott McCall001 May 27, 2014
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Kimberly bronner

Kimberly is a pretty,thick,intelligent lil girl who smart and loves abusing the fuck of her boyfriend and her friend she is also a motherfucker to not play with she likes crashouting for fun and loves beating on anybody who plays with her(pause).
there goes Kimberly thick ass
hey is that Kimberly bronner(proceeds to slam after saying it)
by 🤷🏽 March 21, 2025
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Kimberly

Sweet girl with huge sexy boobs.
Kimberly
by tttttttttjjjghghg January 10, 2018
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Kimberly

an ugly girl who has a bitchy attitude. she thinks she's so smart but she not .Her mom picks out her outfits and she has an ugly birthmark. she sucks in every subject, and she is desperate for dick. Even her crush thinks she's fucking ugly and prick , and a asshole.she have a 36dd bra but her body is built like a water jug. She wear ugly glasses and wear sketcher shoes ,the princess kind, . If you friends with a girl name Kimberly then I pity you. Also she's Mexican
Girl:Do you know that girl name Kimberly:
Boy: Yes, she an ugly slut
Girl: I know right
by r4tiweqeq; December 2, 2019
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Kimberly pussy

Pink,beautiful and wet as FUCK when her man’s around
Kimberly:is that my man!!
Kimberly pussy:getting wet asf
by 🤷🏽 March 21, 2025
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