Keegan

A keegan tries extremely hard to include to impress people, completely clueless that everyone hates them.

Person 1: "Hey, should I get that popular kid a birthday present?"
Person 2: "Why? He hates you"
Person 1: "No way, we're so tight"
Person 2: "Don't be such a keegan"

by Bananajump76 June 2, 2013

keegan

A person who smokes drugs and drinks and cannot run from the cops

I have to go drag keegan out of jail

Keegan cannot run when drunk

by Ur best guy friend :) October 23, 2008

keyana

girl from b-more

by keyana October 5, 2003

Keegan

A shmeat head who sucks dick for a living

Keegan got a shmeat.

by Ben Sneed December 1, 2017

Keegan

Stupid,thinks he’s funny, plays ROBLOX till his fingers are numb, likes Courtney, only eats ramen noodles that expired 10 years ago

1. Keegan smells like moldy cheese
2.Keegan has no friends
3.Keegan is spoiled

by EWWWWKOWAY May 2, 2018

Keegan

Gay

Keegan: I’m a jake pauler

Guy: your gay

by McStocker banana June 22, 2018

Keegan

Someone so fucking annoying. They always fucking follow you, talk extremely loud, and have terrible voice cracks. Sometimes they are too nice which makes you want to die. They don't understand personal space. And are overly attached to the person they like.

1. Omg did you see Keegan today
2. Ughhh YESS... He's driving me crazy
1. Same bitch
2. Let's go get tea now hehe

by Gurlllllll55 May 3, 2019