Kendall

A boy who thinks that he is "the shit" and thinks he has the "best swag ever". Want's to be respected, can't get shit from girls. wishes he was the best at everything but he is a fail at everything and anything. Way too self involved, and probably spends up to 2 hours everday looking in the mirror telling himself how awesome he is.

Hot girl #1-eww john asked me out today

Hot girl #2- EW WTF! He's such a fucking kendall!

by awesomlyawesomerthanawesome. February 24, 2010

Tallahasee Kendall Jackson

When 2 men are together are diarrhea in each others mouth. Then, they exchange diarrhea by having one man shove back up the opposite man's ass with his tongue and vice versa. Then that man who just got his ass re-loaded shoots the diarrhea back on the "lucky" man's face and vice versa.

Kinda like a diarrhea cumshot.

Ex 1:

Man 1: Did you ever hear about the Tallahasee Kendall Jackson?

Man 2: Also known as the diarrhea cumshot? Of course! A video of it was emailed it to me!

Man 1: And you watched it? Nasty!

Man 2: Well...Kinda. I saw my friends Kendall Jackson and Devon Hughes try it together, and then they emailed it to me!

by Nick Olsen June 14, 2008

Kendall

A bitch who is a attention whore. She is a major slut and needs some friends. Everyone should hate her. SHE IS A BACKSTABBER

syd: Ew that girl is gross, she is such a kendall

by fivhadpfuivhnd November 2, 2011

Kendill

A dangerous creature of the night with auburn locks of hair and eyes of emerald green. It's pale skin rarely sees the light of day as they prefer to hunt by the full moon. Be aware of the temptations that are brought about when one is around a Kendill. All senses maybe lost. If one should encounter a Kendill, avoid eye contact and sudden movements. It is best not to grab a Kendill's attention. If you find yourself trapped by a Kendill in the wild, your best bet of escape is to lull it asleep with songs by Barry Manilow while lightly stroking it's head. DO NOT attempt to flee until loud, vulgar snoring is heard coming from the Kendill.

I hear there is a Kendill on the loose.

by Llyddia Massick February 5, 2010

orin kendall

the sassiest man that roams the desert

The man who thinks he is the sexiest man on earth.

by betcha like to know December 12, 2003

Lachlan Kendall

a raging rangaaaaaaa whos dad probably doesnt love them because hes ginger... I mean. who could love a ginger?

fuck look its that dibber dobber lachlan kendall

by niggafaggotjackson June 1, 2018

kendall

a kendall is a girl that attracts faggits like mike myers and dylan settle and other little faggits but her boyfriend is usually the coolest guy in scool and has a fat overly big cock

ddaaayyuuummmm i'm a faggit i like kendall

by Sketchy $. Baby July 11, 2010