THE BADDEST, and when I say the absolute baddest bitch I know. her ass is super fucking phat, and her milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, no cap. If you ever encounter a Kelly, you better bow down to her. because you will never find another girl like her. If you are dating a Kelly YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANYONE BETTER THEN HER. She puts the HOT in psychotic. Her saying is "If I have to be a bitch I might as well be a bad one."
GUY: Is that a Kelly, I wish I could date her. Her boyfriend is so lucky
GUY: I know, she's the baddest bitch I know
GUY: I know, she's the baddest bitch I know
by damnitbodean123 March 24, 2020
Get the Kellymug. Kelly is a Green eyed, grey sweat pants wearing, stubborn ass man. He hates spicy food, the most amazing smile when he shows it. His voice and hugs can sooth you on your worst day. Always on the road, and his phone is blowing up all day and night. Has the biggest heart, but only for certain people. Once you break his trust, that’s it.. no more chances. He is not someone you want to mess with. He will “trunk you”. if he has any fears, he would never show them. He takes care of so many people but never takes care of himself. He looks so peaceful when he has a guitar in his hands, even the darkest parts of his soul.. shine like gold.
by Thespot August 6, 2019
Get the Kellymug. slightly neurotic, frequently self-obsessed but well meaning medium hot chick in her mid to late thirties, hoping to someday be a former crackhead, immersed in recovery
by goldilocks10 February 6, 2010
Get the Kellymug. Kelly is someone beautiful who has, also beautiful, loving children. They are just the best in the world.
Sometimes, Kelly will eat A LOT of chocolate! You better hide your chocolate from her, especially your easter eggs or they’ll be gone before you even receive them!
This lady has really nice elbows, shoulders and toes, you could stare at them all day.
Sometimes, Kelly will eat A LOT of chocolate! You better hide your chocolate from her, especially your easter eggs or they’ll be gone before you even receive them!
This lady has really nice elbows, shoulders and toes, you could stare at them all day.
by AHAHAHAHAHAJHAH July 24, 2019
Get the Kellymug. annoying, insecure, immature, needs to grow up and much much more. oh known for walking around dancing and singing the most annoying songs ever
lalalalala, lalalallaa, dance dance dance, UNDER THE SEA.
"yeah C thats kelly for you"
"wow she is so horrid"
"ikr"
"yeah
"yeah C thats kelly for you"
"wow she is so horrid"
"ikr"
"yeah
by kittymatie November 12, 2011
Get the kellymug. by vintagevintick June 7, 2016
Get the Kellimug. by Txsgunnut September 17, 2016
Get the Kellymug.