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kicker consultant

A self-proclaimed, dominator of the kicker (K) position in the world of fantasy football. One who is far superior in the skilled craft of monster leg spotting.
“I can’t belive ya’ll are so jealous of my kicker this year. Listen to yourselves. That’s how I know I dominated the league this year. I may as well be a kicker consultant” - Justin P
by Shadwims December 20, 2017
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Kicker In Tow

(n) - The key element in a devious plan.
Of course we need Nixon masks for this bank robbery; that's the kicker in tow!
by Banzai719 April 20, 2011
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Can Kicker

A racial term for how they play soccer with crushed cans.
Adolf: Look Stalin that can kicker is stealing my hubcaps!

Stalin: I fucking hate living in New York
by eastgermanrapist November 14, 2024
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tire kicker

A person in the dating world that is too indecisive to make a commitment. They want to try you out, for a little too long, before making a commitment. Dating a tire kicker is a waste of time.
So I dated a guy for eight months before he said he wasn't ready for a relationship! Um, it sorta feels like we're in a relationships. Apparently, he just wanted to kill eight months with me before moving on to the next one. It was a waste of time.. What a tire kicker!
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
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Kicker

Slang used is sexual intercourse when the woman is getting close to orgasm and the man pulls out of her vagina and puts his penis in her but sending her into a wildly intense orgasm.
Jane was enjoying her man and then the kicker sent her over the top
by Let's go Brandon November 12, 2021
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closet kicker

a homosexual male that kicks other men in the testicles to hide their gayness. They are also frustrated that their penis size it abnormally small so they feel other men should be the same size they do this by kicking them in the testicles
Johnny kicked me in the balls the other day must be because he's a closet kicker
by rhino-potamous June 23, 2010
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window kicker

by anonymous February 2, 2023
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