Ketchup Kermit

Patrick Mahomes

Ketchup Kermit is going to be the best qb of all time.

by Jacob underwood February 1, 2021

Ketchup Grapes

A small grape like fruit that tastes like watered down, unsweetened ketchup.

Would you like some ketchup grapes with your salad?

by Ketchup Grapes April 30, 2022

Purse Ketchup

The condiment you absolutely must have with your meal. So much so, that you might even carry it with you (perhaps in your purse) for fear a restaurant may not have it!

She packed her purse ketchup with her when she went to family gatherings for fear they would not have her favorite hot sauce.

by TPasDawg June 28, 2020

The Ketchup Packet

when a girl is on her period tickle her pussy with a french fry and watch as she squirts blood all over your face.

Hey bro last night I performed the Ketchup Packet on my girlfriend last night!

by pussy_slapper9000 October 4, 2018

hamburger with ketchup

A hamburger with ketchup

Johnson: I would like to eat a Hamburger with Ketchup.
Smith: Let's go get some Hamburgers with Ketchup.

by thecoolinfoman March 31, 2019

Canadian Ketchup

Maple syrup.

Pass the syrup eh......you mean the Canadian ketchup eh?

by Panhandlerjerker69 September 8, 2019

Daire and Ketchup

A relationship built to last forever they love each other and devour each other with a chicken roll they pour at least a gallon every lunch

Daire and Ketchup is so disgusting put at least a full Amy Mullen on his chicken roll

by BigBenji123 November 15, 2019