1. Any person that you just meet who attempts to befriend you immediately or to infiltrate an already established group of friends by trying desparately to fit in.
A common tactic of this individual is to over-self disclose about extremely personal things in order to "gain your trust" immediately.
Also known as "instafriend-just add beer."
A common tactic of this individual is to over-self disclose about extremely personal things in order to "gain your trust" immediately.
Also known as "instafriend-just add beer."
"That guy Jason that Mo invited last night was such a level jumper; he told us me his dad died last week and then asked for my phone number in case he 'needed someone to talk to.'"
by Hank Renfrow August 09, 2006
by LaurenKregley October 25, 2007
After sex, when the man's penis is becoming flaccid, the woman leaps onto it and bends it painfully, making the penis act as a piece of soft, washed-up driftwood. Accordingly, the penis at half-mast is referred to as "flotsam."
by Cory Massaro September 11, 2007
by outlandahh April 19, 2011
Nickname for any small car, but most usually applied to the AUSTIN SEVEN (built at Longbridge, Birmingham, England from 1922-1939). The butt of innumerable jokes and several popular songs of the 20s and 30s but brought affordable motoring to Britain and her Colonies until well into the 1960s. Many survive in use today (2010). At speed the little Austin can be skittish and literally jumps puddles.
by austinero April 15, 2010
noun. Cock Jumper:
A girl so desperately sluty that she will try to have sex with a guy who is too drunk or already passed out; undressing him and literally jumping on his cock.
verb. To Cock Jump:
When a girl of questionable morals attempts to have sex with a guy who is too drunk or unconscious.
A girl so desperately sluty that she will try to have sex with a guy who is too drunk or already passed out; undressing him and literally jumping on his cock.
verb. To Cock Jump:
When a girl of questionable morals attempts to have sex with a guy who is too drunk or unconscious.
"Yo, that Melissa girl is a total cock jumper, she took my boxers off and tried to do me"
"Be careful with her, she'll wait till you're passed out and will cock jump you!"
"Be careful with her, she'll wait till you're passed out and will cock jump you!"
by BinyB April 14, 2010
Noun (Naming Word)
Monkey Jumper- a person or person's who insist on acting like a fucking idiot despite anyone elses efforts to stop them acting like an idiot.
Alternative Words: Fuckwit
Monkey Jumper- a person or person's who insist on acting like a fucking idiot despite anyone elses efforts to stop them acting like an idiot.
Alternative Words: Fuckwit
by Spactara April 30, 2011