Machete Josie

TRANSGENDER BLACK/Filipina girl in Balboa park whos wields a machete and has cut off a few peoples limbs and pride . She is always mistaken for a very pretty genetic female and can pick up any weapon and wield it with great ease. She often seen befriending the homeless feeding joking with them . Or BUILDING A FIRE IS VERY KIND UNDERSTANDING NURTURING AND EASY GOING.

Person 1 : hey whos she

Person 2 : Oh thats the girl i told you about , Machete Josie .
Person3: yup thats her no one better say nothin about machete josie she is an angel she done nothig but good to any of us.

Person 1 Damn you wasnt lying she got ass and more stuff hook me up with her dawg?

by DIOSA NG PARANG/GOLOK January 9, 2024

Josie Nicholson

Josie Nicholson - The future wife to Connor Nicholson and is the most beautiful and caring girl in the world. They have the best smile in the world, The most beautiful eyes, and her goofy laugh that he loves.

That girl over there is so Beautiful she must be “Josie Nicholson”

by Jacksuyer241 January 15, 2024

Josie

A cheating bitch that will lie and use you whilst talking to 60 other guys.

Guy: You see Josie over there?
Friend: Yeah.
Guy: I heard she got caught cheating on someone with 4 other guys

by Oscar9382 February 3, 2024

National Fck You, Josie Day

September 2nd. Like National Shut Up Thomas day, it's a day where you tell everyone names Josie fck you.

Josie: Hi
You: Fck you, Josie
Josie: Wtf?
You: It's National Fck You, Josie day
Josie: Oh my Lord

by Wicked E February 6, 2024

Josie

The most annoying person you’ll ever meet. Acts shy in person but is actually a bitch in real life, acts like she is perfect but everyone hates her

Courtney: Josie is so annoying
Hadley: ikr 😂

by STEEEEEF April 24, 2023

Josie

WOF addict. Would fuck Pedro Pascal anytime. Complete Gerontophile.

Q: Who would do earbud sex with Pedro Pascal.
A: Josie

by Hiyo99 May 8, 2023

Josie

Josie‘s can sometimes be an amazing person but sometimes they can be a bitch. One second, Josie will be your best friend, be all over you be the funniest person in the world and the next second don’t make fun of you they’ll make you feel like nothing. Beware of Josie‘s

Josie is two-faced

by Lanadelslay May 15, 2023