by straight white male May 5, 2010

A wonderful man who is strong, trustworthy, and sweet. He sticks to one woman and loves her with all his might and falls for her over and over again. He will fight anyone to the death if they threaten people who are close to him. He is sexy at times when he wants to be, which is mostly all the time. He has a high pain tolerance. Josh is the most amazing man you could ever meet because he will be with you til the end and always try to put your needs first. Josh is the best guy to be with.
by ilovehimforever,bd. July 9, 2011

by ksizzle119 February 20, 2010

A small kid with an annoyingly high-pitched voice.spoiled.
Has the worlds smallest penis. But you can't help not having him as your friend. Kinda cool when you get to know him.
Doesn't like porn, so people think he likes guys.
Has the worlds smallest penis. But you can't help not having him as your friend. Kinda cool when you get to know him.
Doesn't like porn, so people think he likes guys.
Other guy:hey Josh check out this chicks rack.
*shows him pic*
Josh:eeeeewwww!!!!!
Other guy:your gay.
*shows him pic*
Josh:eeeeewwww!!!!!
Other guy:your gay.
by Kevinmckevinface October 18, 2011

A real sleazy dickhead, pretends to be a loyal boyfriend, when really he likes millions of other girls and checks them out all the time even right infront of his girlfriend. he lies and cheats. a real sexist douche bag. thinks he could get with any girl he wanted when really everyone thinks hes an absolute loser. Cant hold a relationship cause hes too small minded, needs to grow the hell up and treat his girl right otherwise he wil be left out in the cold! small chubby dick too!
Girl 1: ew, josh is the biggest sleaze, chekcing out all the girls
Girl 2: i know right, feral pig. no girl would touch him anyways
Girl 1: haha agreed, what a douche.
Girl 2: i know right, feral pig. no girl would touch him anyways
Girl 1: haha agreed, what a douche.
by asdfghjklzxcvbd October 2, 2011

So many people believe that josh isn't at all nice but truly Josh's are the kindest, sweetest, adorablest, smartest People to exist especially the one you could be friends with right now. I hope that if you meet a Josh then you realize how special even just a friendship is with them. Josh is also the best potato ever!!!!!
Friend 1: I'm so jealous that your friends with Josh, he's so nice!
Friend 2: Yeah he really is. Did you know he's also the most adorable potato ever!
Friend 1: WOW Really that is so COOL!!!
Friend 2: Yeah he really is. Did you know he's also the most adorable potato ever!
Friend 1: WOW Really that is so COOL!!!
by Starzz_Gamez March 1, 2022
