When you meet this person called Jordan, he may give you the shady vibe, but once he gets comfortable towards you things change from there...You notice those gleaming eyes and that nice smile, which are one of his best features. He can be quiet at first but it's probably the vibe that he received from you, so he'll do it in return. Jordan is the most handsome man you can ever meet with the best personality. You start to fall in love with him quickly, with only a few times chilling with him. When being in a relationship with him, he'll light up your world and bring out this different you ( in a good way). You literally feel in this place called paradise with him. He'll make a couple mistakes along the way, which you'll forgive him for that because your in this stage where you've fallen in love with him and all you care about is not losing him... He will truly make you feel special, but have an eye on him because all these girls be looking at him like a piece of steak!
by goddesssalex July 20, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. biggest simp you will ever meet. Probably has bought every girl in your area food and drove them places. Secretly homosexual or non-binary most of the time.
Nic: "where's Jordan?"
Joe: "Oh Jordan he's simping right now"
Everyone: "ya your right he's a simp"
Joe: "Oh Jordan he's simping right now"
Everyone: "ya your right he's a simp"
by DecBow February 6, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. An amazing guys or girl. Has a big heart. Sometimes rude but mostly nice.Cares when people feel sad trys to make them feel better . SUPER CUTE . slim and sexy. And has muscels.
by yaya1009 July 17, 2016
Get the Jordanmug. A Jordan is super athletic. He is very popular. He is a bro and sometimes a cunt but don't get me wrong if u say something wrong he will attack u like there is no tomorrow. Jordan has a lot in common with his friends. He is super funny he knows how to make everyone laugh and he can make the funniest faces ever! When he likes someone he falls in love with them and is very sensitive so if u break a Jordan's heart good luck. A Jordan always has a girl best friend who they have a lot in common with. Many girls like him and many guys want to be him and he's very old and porky.
Girl 1. Oh my gosh that guy has to be a Jordan!
Girl 2. He is very sweet he's a total Jordan.
Guy 1. I wish I was as popular as that guy Jordan
Guy 2. Man I wish I was as athletic as Jordan
Girl 2. He is very sweet he's a total Jordan.
Guy 1. I wish I was as popular as that guy Jordan
Guy 2. Man I wish I was as athletic as Jordan
by Freddy6424 July 3, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a term originating from social media, referencing to black people in a humorous or satire way to mock cancel culture. The term Jordan is also used to get around the text filter in said social media. Jordan is being used as an alternative to black people or the n word.
Example 1
Person 1: Oh god damn, the crime rate in Chicago is so high!
Person 2: I just know those Jordans are behind it!
Example 2
Person 1: Black people used to have it so bad in the cotton farms, torture was really common.
Person 2: Those Jordans deserved it!
Person 1: Oh god damn, the crime rate in Chicago is so high!
Person 2: I just know those Jordans are behind it!
Example 2
Person 1: Black people used to have it so bad in the cotton farms, torture was really common.
Person 2: Those Jordans deserved it!
by luckfuck22 April 3, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. A sporty guy with blonde hair. Heś always joking around and is a good friend. But you have to be careful because he can be stolen away from you as easily he can be your friend. He is also a bitch sometimes!! :)
Girl 1: Omg that kids a total Jordan!!
Girl 2: How do you know??
Girl 1: He is sporty, and ALWAYS jokes around
Girl 2: How do you know??
Girl 1: He is sporty, and ALWAYS jokes around
by 😂funnydefintions😂 March 4, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. 