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joint session

•Meeting between the House of Reps and Senate.

Gathering of Marijuana Smokers
Man, i got a kind bud J, we gonna have a Joint Session tonight.
by Hamain Muahmmad Ocksmaed September 3, 2003
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Jesus joint

A marijuana cigarette rolled with Bible pages in lieu of joint papers.
"Hey, Caleb, we should roll a joint!"

"I wish we could, Brandon, but we don't have any papers."

"Wait! I have my bible! Let's roll a Jesus joint!"

"Oh joyous day! Our afternoon is saved! Quick, I'll race ya to 1st John!"
by brandonjamesrice November 18, 2009
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Jonathan

A Jonathan is
Nice
Funny

Popular

Not normal
And
Smart
by oversized potato January 31, 2021
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Crack joint

When wiping your butt, a piece of the toilet paper falls off and it’s rolled up like a tiny joint. You can usually find one of these near a restroom toilet.
You know it’s time to clean the restroom floor when there are several crack joints around the toilet floor.
by Rick Clean Crack December 17, 2017
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The wandering janitor

The wandering janitor is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves fucking a girl wheelbarrow style while you walk around and mop up spills on the floor with her hair.
dude i janna and i were having sex and i totally gave her the wandering janitor
by mitt greb November 6, 2007
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jonathan

a very handsome young man who loves his girlfriend.he is funny and smart and very athletic.he will always step up when you need him to and will do anything he can to make you feel better.when times are hard he will always be there to lend you a shoulder to cry on. this sexy beast is passionate and respectful, but mess with his baby girl and he can cause some serious damage.he loves to get high and he loves to make love,he will always put your needs first.in any, he is the best person to be around.
jonathan will always be there in your time of need
by beeb420 August 17, 2017
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jacket joint

The compilation of leftover bud that fell out of the baggie or multiple baggies in your pocket. Best enjoyed with a variety of bud, compiled over time. Especially flame when rolled with rainbow rolling papers.
Yo, lemme hit that jacket joint! Aw, buzz, it has lint in it.
by Ida Derbscom May 2, 2008
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