demetrious johnson

A little black dude who whoops ass despite the opponents size or strength. The real OG in the UFC at the moment and has defended his title more than 7 times.

"Yo Jimmy did you see Alex beat up that guy yesterday"
"Yeah man he was like three times his size"
"Alex fucking Demetrious Johnson'd him"

by insightfulhubba February 25, 2017

Boris Johnson

Donald Trump bought from wish

I thought Trump was bad until I saw Boris Johnson..

by ISuckedUrMom February 24, 2022

ghost johnson

A maniac with the mentality of a 15 year old teen who is so gud at the drums that he can bring back the dead.

Demon Child: I wish Grandma wasn’t dead

Ghost Johnson: Hellllllooooooooo

Demon Child: What’s up with this ad about resurrection

Ghost Johnson: I play the Drums soo gud, that I bring back the dead
Demon Child: REALLY!!!

Ghost Johnson: Time to do a drum solo

“Intense Drumming”

Ghost Johnson: Bring back grandma!
Demon Child: It’s actually working!

Demon Child: OH MY GOD SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY SKIN

Ghost Johnson: No refunds

by GhostJohnson January 31, 2020

Poo Johnson

A generic term/nickname for the odourous, slightly distant supply teacher which every school seems to employ from time to time.

"Our bio teacher sucked, and he came to class smelling like poo. Total Poo Johnson, man."

by abacab March 13, 2010

chad johnson

One of the best wide receivers in the world. Also known as "Ocho Cinco".

Chad Johnson was fined 5,000 for wearing ocho cinco on his jersey, which is pocket money to him.

by anonymouse117 November 3, 2006

Katy Johnson

Silly harlot who fucks you then sues you. Yes, she did go to law school.

Wow, you're really acting like Katy Johnson.

by myndere November 18, 2003

Boris Johnson

The sock you use when there are no tissues available in times of need (of busting a nut). In other words, a plan B that is literally the worst possible option

I was out of condoms, so I had to use a Boris Johnson

by The Heumungeus Mans September 18, 2019