johns are mostly cute handsome and tall and all girls love them and love to toast girls older than their age and are very caring people and will be a very good boyfriend and they mostly look like people named ladi
by susan Kay March 9, 2019
Get the Johnmug. And 12 year old boy with a VERY LARGE FOREHEAD, he also likes to eat pub-subs, play video games 24/7, and watch anime and shows like “on my block”
by Jotaro.kxjo March 26, 2020
Get the Johnmug. The sweetest boyfriend you can have. Good in bed and treats you like a princess. He enjoys hiking and has the sexiest hair and smile. You'd be lucky to find someone like him.
by griddamtimb November 7, 2018
Get the Johnmug. Another word for penis
by Uncle babatubde February 6, 2020
Get the Johnmug. A man who simps way to hard for tick tock thots(charlie damelio) usually makes weird grunting sounds when lifting weights and is 8ft tall and has cool head phones and usually has a arch nemisis named ryan who really hates him he is bad at skate boarding and has really weird pickup lines and hits on his friends family members.
John:wow that girl is hot im going to use my pickup line on her
John:hey are you trash cause I wanna take you out
Girl:(kicks him in no no square and takes his lunch money)
John:proceeds to stalk her on her way home and all over social media
John:hey are you trash cause I wanna take you out
Girl:(kicks him in no no square and takes his lunch money)
John:proceeds to stalk her on her way home and all over social media
by Frankenstein42069 May 9, 2020
Get the Johnmug. John is the most powerful man you could meet! He is full of anger, but in a good way. He is almost always asleep, so lazy. He normally drives round in an old van to all different kind of places. He has many things of richness that he shows off like rings and phones even aftershave!!
Johnnnn
by Fjjdnxhxhxhx June 8, 2019
Get the Johnmug. by CrackedSimp March 20, 2021
Get the Johnmug.