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table jockey

term used for a waiter/waitress
Send over a table jockey to take my order.
by mongoloid August 12, 2004
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Sac jockey

A person who is constantly bothering you or biting your style. Thus, they ride your sack like a jockey rides a race horse.
"Hey Tom, here comes Jim."

"Yeah, I see him."

"Why does he have to dress just like I do?"

"Well, he's a sac jockey."
by Hammy Sagar December 3, 2005
mugGet the Sac jockeymug.

knob jockey

although Dale Winton has recently married I was always under the impression that he was a knob jockey
by Peter Donohoe June 27, 2003
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Jabba Jockey

A jabba jockey is a person who likes to have sexuall intercoures with fat people.
"Dude that guy just fucked that fat bint,"
OMG hez a jabba jockey
by richard1000 June 1, 2007
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Cotton-Jockey

Derogatory term for someone of African decent, similar to nigger, spook, coon, or gatorbait.
Jerry: Hey, Tim, what happened to your VCR?
Tim: Some damn Cotton-Jockey stole it last night.
Jerry: Figures.
mugGet the Cotton-Jockeymug.

stroller jockey

A parent who brings their children in a stroller, usuallly to places where children at stroller ages don't belong. Often accompanied by stroller parking and crying children. Usually they drag children where they don't want to go.
Why are all these stroller jockeys in Disney? They bring their children to a park with nothing for children under 5. I saw a 2 year old child in the haunted mansion, and he didn't stop crying until he was out of the ride.
by Rapata dude March 30, 2010
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jock jockey

a person who spends their time providing opinions, speculation, lies or 5% truth related to and about sports players (jocks) via the media as a profession or vocation. Some have played sports and can't do anything else while others wish they could have played sports and have an unfulfilled love of jocks.
jock jockey includes any: sports radio talk show host. sports podcasters or bloggers. print media sports writers. tv sports talk host. sports reporters of any kind.
by perfect d February 28, 2011
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