by mongoloid August 12, 2004
Get the table jockeymug. A person who is constantly bothering you or biting your style. Thus, they ride your sack like a jockey rides a race horse.
"Hey Tom, here comes Jim."
"Yeah, I see him."
"Why does he have to dress just like I do?"
"Well, he's a sac jockey."
"Yeah, I see him."
"Why does he have to dress just like I do?"
"Well, he's a sac jockey."
by Hammy Sagar December 3, 2005
Get the Sac jockeymug. although Dale Winton has recently married I was always under the impression that he was a knob jockey
by Peter Donohoe June 27, 2003
Get the knob jockeymug. by richard1000 June 1, 2007
Get the Jabba Jockeymug. Jerry: Hey, Tim, what happened to your VCR?
Tim: Some damn Cotton-Jockey stole it last night.
Jerry: Figures.
Tim: Some damn Cotton-Jockey stole it last night.
Jerry: Figures.
by Special_Agent_Jack_Bauer12 July 30, 2012
Get the Cotton-Jockeymug. A parent who brings their children in a stroller, usuallly to places where children at stroller ages don't belong. Often accompanied by stroller parking and crying children. Usually they drag children where they don't want to go.
Why are all these stroller jockeys in Disney? They bring their children to a park with nothing for children under 5. I saw a 2 year old child in the haunted mansion, and he didn't stop crying until he was out of the ride.
by Rapata dude March 30, 2010
Get the stroller jockeymug. a person who spends their time providing opinions, speculation, lies or 5% truth related to and about sports players (jocks) via the media as a profession or vocation. Some have played sports and can't do anything else while others wish they could have played sports and have an unfulfilled love of jocks.
jock jockey includes any: sports radio talk show host. sports podcasters or bloggers. print media sports writers. tv sports talk host. sports reporters of any kind.
by perfect d February 28, 2011
Get the jock jockeymug.