jethro bodine

Uneducated redneck who is lacking culture, social norms.

Most people who watch Fox News,are the Jethro Bodine type who think you can get AIDS from shaking hands with gay people or that every black man is OJ Simpson!!!

by Tha Knowledge September 23, 2013

Jethan

The most immovable person known to man

Dude #1: Bro I can't even move him
Dude #2: Yeah, his name is Jethan

by tgm342 May 4, 2019

Jethead

The act of which a person has a gigantic forhead, typically seen with some Down-Syndrome people, but some "Normal" people.

Ben ~ Your forhead's so big you can land a jumbo jet on it!

Kris ~ ...

Joe ~ Dude, you see that guy over there?
Steve ~ Yer man - The one with the Jethead?
Joe ~ Yea that's the one, just hope the runways clear

by Ch1xt3r April 27, 2009

Jetjacked

A prolapsed rectum as a result of extremely rough and chronic anal sex.

"Did you hear about Bobby?"
"No. What happened?"
"He got jetjacked."
"Well, all that action was gonna catch up with that little wildcat eventually."

by Ma Berfday October 26, 2009

Jethro'd

A piss poor attempt at a pick up line that actually insults the target well beyond any woman's ability to not kick you square in the balls.

A 'back-handed' compliment.

'Man what happened to him.?'
'Dude, he went to talk to that girl and seriously jethro'd on her!'
'So, why's he on the floor?'
'She punted....'

well, like you, you're a big girl...
WHAT!?!?!
No, like you know, a large body structure...
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
No, like, your really there up top...
*balls

by SmokerSmurf April 20, 2010

jether

remedial(retarded)>>dumb and funny

i just told my friend this joke..and he was like haha...and i was like yea..and he was like man.."you dumb and funny."

by jetaman May 13, 2004

jeehaboodad

A phrase combined phrase of Jihad and Boo, to frighten one in two ways of a holy war, and just a normal scare.

*Muslim man sneaking upon an Isrealite* "JeehaBOOdad!!!"

by Wurd November 4, 2003