Off the Jerkocets

To not have jerked off for a period of time (it’s getting to you)

Geeker tweakin off the Jerkocets

by lemon peppa steppa November 16, 2023

Thick tailed pygmy jerboa

The most adorable creature ever

Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a thick tailed pygmy jerboa?"
Guy 2: "Of course. I spend most of my time looking at them."

by i love my cats December 1, 2024

Steve Witkoff The Jerkoff

Nickname around the Kremlin for the incompetent billionaire buddy of Diaper Donald, who fancies himself a great negotiator, but is no match for Putin.

Steve Witkoff The Jerkoff will have his lunch eaten in negotiations Putin.

by LaughingAloud December 2, 2025