an fine-ass underage girl that you'd like to get with, but you know that 16 will get you 20 unless no one finds out..
see also lolita
see also lolita
1:Look at that hottie over there, she's damn fine
2:Dammit man, she looks about 15, I wouldn't touch that if I was you
2:Dammit man, she looks about 15, I wouldn't touch that if I was you
by BlasianSensation October 23, 2004
Get the jailbait mug.In electronics: to enable use of a consumer electronics product not intended by the manufacturer through the exploitation of software hacks.
Commonly used to refer to enabling a carrier-locked phone, such as the iPhone, to accept SIM cards from other carriers. Or a restricted platform to run unlicensed or homebrew software.
Commonly used to refer to enabling a carrier-locked phone, such as the iPhone, to accept SIM cards from other carriers. Or a restricted platform to run unlicensed or homebrew software.
by Ex Omni August 19, 2008
Get the jailbreak mug.This is an inexcapible cell in which you will never see the light of day again. being in horney jail is worse than death.
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Get the Horny Jail mug.A pre-recorded telephone answering system where callers are asked to press numbers on their telephone to hear different messages. Can often lead callers in circles, preventing them from doing what they are trying to do. These are most often used by large companies who are too cheap to get real people to answer the phone.
by berkinator July 14, 2005
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Get the Jail mug.How dare you call me a jailbird!
by imaguythatknowswhatwordsmean March 2, 2015
Get the Jailbird mug.a disgusting concoction mistaken for food in the prison system.
the jailhouse burrito is completely unrelated to an actual burrito, and contains none of the same ingredients; one is to assume it is named for appearance.
to make a jailhouse burrito, 2 - 3 bags of doritos are crushed and mixed together in one bag with a chopped up slim jim and a sauce to alter flavour (ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, soap, potato vodka, etc.). a small ammount of water is added (about 1/4 the bag), and it is sealed up and allowed to sit.
after a while, the water causes the crushed-up doritos to expand, encompassing the other ingredients and holding them static in the loaf (burrito).
the bag is cut away with a shiv, revealing a dorito-bag-shaped, salty dorito-based loaf with a similar appearance to a large wet burrito.
it is truly sickening, and can cause diarrhoea in a stomach that is not accustomed to the atrocious food eaten by prisoners.
not recommended to be tried by free humans.
or animals.
(this is a real recipe)
the jailhouse burrito is completely unrelated to an actual burrito, and contains none of the same ingredients; one is to assume it is named for appearance.
to make a jailhouse burrito, 2 - 3 bags of doritos are crushed and mixed together in one bag with a chopped up slim jim and a sauce to alter flavour (ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, soap, potato vodka, etc.). a small ammount of water is added (about 1/4 the bag), and it is sealed up and allowed to sit.
after a while, the water causes the crushed-up doritos to expand, encompassing the other ingredients and holding them static in the loaf (burrito).
the bag is cut away with a shiv, revealing a dorito-bag-shaped, salty dorito-based loaf with a similar appearance to a large wet burrito.
it is truly sickening, and can cause diarrhoea in a stomach that is not accustomed to the atrocious food eaten by prisoners.
not recommended to be tried by free humans.
or animals.
(this is a real recipe)
by Wild Drunken Bill August 13, 2008
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