Jacob

He’s the type of person to think he’s the best. And utterly fail at proving it.

Person 1: why is he on the floor?
Person 2: he said he could climb a tree faster than me
Person 1: aren’t you the best climber in the world
Person 2: yes
Jacob (from the floor) : NOT MUCH LONGER!!

by He likes bees February 18, 2020

Jacob

A fantastic wrestler that always thinks he can just tag along if it’s fine with you. If you didn’t already know he loves his champion hoodie and thinks that she is not bad for a vh girl.

Jacob actually can’t just tag along wit you

by John Tuesday October 2, 2019

Jacob

A person with qualities that make him extremely fucking gay just an abundance of homosexuality balled up into one person who can only be described as one of the munchkins from the wizard of oz. Also extremely fucking gay, and short as shit, and likes horse cock in his bumbhole.

That jacob sure is a queer
Yeah, he's pretty big bitch and is really fucking short.

by B63 September 27, 2015

Jacob

A real fucken asshole, the worst guy ll ever meet, his breathe always stinks, hes hair hair is stinky and oily, he is overly hairy, hes an aussie gronk

"whats that fat fuck gronks name?" "oh thats jacob"

by WillyWonkaKat February 18, 2017

Jacob

A guy that will bump a lot of alcohol from you and never pay you back. Every time you go out you'll always end up buying him from shots to bottles of vodka and jack Daniels.

Jacob: *is seen in anvils with a bottle of jack Daniels*
Person no.1: I can bet 5 euro that he didn't even pay 1c of that bottle.
Person no.2: do you think hes that cheap.
Valentina: THATS MY FUCKIN JACK DANIELS

by McFlurryDaddy April 23, 2019

Jacob

A Jacob is a egotistical bastard who thinks he funny and all that but he is really just a son of a punk and a bitch too nobody wants to be friends with him

Yo look its jacob that bitch.

by Ella strui March 12, 2018

Jacob

jacob is the perfect person to call when you don’t want a dog anymore.he will eat it for a small price of 2,000,000 dollars.he is always hungry watch out.he also like black guys twerking

*jacob sees black guy*

Jacob: i wonder what you would look like twerking

by Black guy twerking November 28, 2018