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Jacob

He is a player, but when he falls in love, he is silly putty! He doesn’t like girls who try hard and he’s a heartbreaker. He goes well with girls named Madi.
Madi: hi Jacob!
Jacob: *im in love!* Hi Madi!
by VSCOGIRLSKSK February 6, 2020
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Jacob is a more complex name of Jake. He often has red or brown hair and is pretty pale. Plus he has a lot of freckles. Jacob is attracted to girls names that end with the ei sound ex. Sophie, Maddie. Although he likes them he will stay in the friend zone for the rest of his life.
by Gracie McTanagan May 8, 2020
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A person with qualities that make him extremely fucking gay just an abundance of homosexuality balled up into one person who can only be described as one of the munchkins from the wizard of oz. Also extremely fucking gay, and short as shit, and likes horse cock in his bumbhole.
That jacob sure is a queer
Yeah, he's pretty big bitch and is really fucking short.
by B63 September 27, 2015
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A real fucken asshole, the worst guy ll ever meet, his breathe always stinks, hes hair hair is stinky and oily, he is overly hairy, hes an aussie gronk
"whats that fat fuck gronks name?" "oh thats jacob"
by WillyWonkaKat February 18, 2017
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A Jacob is a egotistical bastard who thinks he funny and all that but he is really just a son of a punk and a bitch too nobody wants to be friends with him
Yo look its jacob that bitch.
by Ella strui March 12, 2018
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A guy that will bump a lot of alcohol from you and never pay you back. Every time you go out you'll always end up buying him from shots to bottles of vodka and jack Daniels.
Jacob: *is seen in anvils with a bottle of jack Daniels*
Person no.1: I can bet 5 euro that he didn't even pay 1c of that bottle.
Person no.2: do you think hes that cheap.
Valentina: THATS MY FUCKIN JACK DANIELS
by McFlurryDaddy April 23, 2019
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Bitch who always goes afk
'Man you' re such a jacob' 'No ill be back in a minute'
by FuckRecRoom69 June 21, 2019
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