dick joust

an action between two men where each points their erect penis toward the other and performs an approximation of a joust: through the movement of hips alone, the two penises are to slide past one another until one man's penis touches the base of his opponent's. this participant is considered the winner of the joust and, according to custom, is entitled to a hand job from the loser.
Tim and Peter are headed upstairs since Peter lost the dick joust.
by FVTRSM July 25, 2021
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Rainbow jousting

When two men of different cultures touch tips vigorously
Hey buddy wanna do some rainbow jousting later
by SisterFister69420 April 18, 2019
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bannana jousting

The act of proving dominance by jousting with your penis
by Realboi57 May 24, 2017
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Jousting

being sent a dick pic first as if the sender were jousting towards you. most common on gay dating apps.
I've been jousting all evening and no respone! What gives?

this guy has been jousting me all evening. where's the block button
by sargho August 13, 2019
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tuna jousting

Tuna Jousting is the aggressive grinding of labia between two lesbians.
After an aggressive night of kissing, Tine and Jennifer decided to try some tuna jousting.
by RealLucid1 June 30, 2020
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Mattress Jousting

Yes, it is a game played in college frat parties but has nothing to do with actual jousting. It is the act of two male parteners who are clearly intoxicated partaking in the act of sword fighting (this is where the jousting comes from) with their wangs on a bed (mattress).

It is commonly used as a joke to people who are clearly uninformed about the slang term.
Frat boy: Hey, Jason, do you want to go mattress jousting later on tonight?
Jason: No, I'm not gay
Frat Boy: I am

John's Older Brother: Hey John have you ever gone mattress jousting?
John trying to be cool: Yeah me and steve mattress joust all the time its fun as hell
Steve: I always win
(Arguing over who wins when both are now labeled queers
John's older brother: Wow?
by ogwannabee July 27, 2009
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juciy jousting

When after getting you and a friend's erection wet and imitate the act of jousting using your penis an the lance
"Dude Brian and Eric we're juciy jousting last night"
by Dignum April 25, 2019
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