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Mattress Jousting

Yes, it is a game played in college frat parties but has nothing to do with actual jousting. It is the act of two male parteners who are clearly intoxicated partaking in the act of sword fighting (this is where the jousting comes from) with their wangs on a bed (mattress).

It is commonly used as a joke to people who are clearly uninformed about the slang term.
Frat boy: Hey, Jason, do you want to go mattress jousting later on tonight?
Jason: No, I'm not gay
Frat Boy: I am

John's Older Brother: Hey John have you ever gone mattress jousting?
John trying to be cool: Yeah me and steve mattress joust all the time its fun as hell
Steve: I always win
(Arguing over who wins when both are now labeled queers
John's older brother: Wow?
by ogwannabee July 27, 2009
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trouser jousting

Exactly what it sounds like. Two guys running at each other with erections in hand. The first one to fall, loses. Similar in play to a game of chicken.
Billy and Jamie were trouser jousting at the party. Everyone thought Billy's would be bigger, but Jamie won!
by NotTallJ May 3, 2023
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Vaginal Jousting

Blair and Lindsay went vaginal jousting
by Gfckrslf June 22, 2024
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nipple jousting

“This is my girlfriend and we love to go nipple jousting
by Dumbthot42069 August 17, 2019
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Olympic Jousting

When a man and a man are nude and they run at each other, and whoever gets hit with the other man's penis first gets buttfucked
Trevin and i are going to practice our Olympic jousting later
by TaterThot23 September 14, 2022
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Grease Jousting

When you cover yourselves in baby oil and proceed to try and have sex. Typically causing one party involved to launch off of the other.
I'm going over to my girlfriends house today for some grease Jousting.
by Snapilated December 15, 2021
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Jousting

being sent a dick pic first as if the sender were jousting towards you. most common on gay dating apps.
I've been jousting all evening and no respone! What gives?

this guy has been jousting me all evening. where's the block button
by sargho August 13, 2019
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