chore juggling

When your (ch)ild is present, in another room or the car, you are engage in sexual activity with a wh(ore) and have to juggle the activities.

I have custody this weekend, but Saturday I plan to go chore juggling at my house.

by Thrawn18 January 10, 2015

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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Noun

Generally a slutty female that has more than one sexually active relationships.

Guy 1. My god, I caught her in bed with Liam
Guy 2. Man!, she is such a cock juggling thunder cunt!

by TheHairyGoldfish September 13, 2014

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Mouth Juggling

The act of one using their tongue to "juggle" testicles that are in their mouths.

"Dude, Sarah gives awesome head, you should've seen her mouth juggling skills!"

by Sarpa May 25, 2016

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Ball juggling boner

The act of sexual desire to the ball region, leaving the man with a hard on.

"hey you want a ball juggling boner experience, I'm the best in town."

by Assfucker123 December 4, 2016

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The epitome of insults, use only in emergencies!!! most creative insult ever, describing a Cock juggling (Whore) Thunder cunt (Worse that a regular cunt). the person you use it on will hate you for the rest of time, so only use it on ex-wives/ex-girlfriends or people you hate more than life.

Girlfriend: we're done bitch
You: Ya, well fuck you
(now) Ex-GF: Shut up, i'm leaving
You: I HOPE YOU DIE YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT

by PISSED FUCKER April 10, 2017

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Chicken juggling

When a man mitigates multiple female companions or the act of maintaining multiple intimate relationships with two or more females. (See Tube Herding for the feminine equivalent )

Polygamy was invented to ease the psychological toll of chicken juggling.

by DamianoDalia November 17, 2017

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