Jerk Johnson

Sex Act - verb - To lick a girl from bellybutton to tramp stamp in a single fluid motion.

Swish: Did you get magnanimous on that hottie you left the bar with last night?

Jerk: Oh yeah, I Jerk Johnsoned the shit out of her... ugh ugh ugh. (In the style of Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers)

by Big Swish October 4, 2008

speed jerking

one of the most dangerous forms of jerking in which one attempts to jerk to a song with incredibly fast tempo and usually does not succeed resulting in a broken ankle/leg

i went to the ER for speed jerking

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

jerk target

The next space you plan to masterbate in that you haven't before. It can be a friend's house, a particular bathroom, a public area, etc.

My next jerk target is going to be Gillespie's house.

by ochurricane October 28, 2013

cross jerking

The act of 2 males sitting next to each other, reaching over each others arms whilst jerking off the other person.

Rewrite to proper english please, cross jerking

by Internet Fanatic October 8, 2013

glory jerk

an event that usually occurs in the celebrity section of Twitter...where one celebrity will make a seemingly ordinary observation or comment on a particular subject, causing hundreds (sometimes thousands) of other celebrities to gather around the original celebrity to give self-indulgent, congratulatory or brilliance to them, making them the BRIGHTEST star in their corner of the universe for the moment...

Elizabeth Banks' observation that Venom looked like he was "eating a dick" in a publicity still triggered a massive GLORY JERK on Twitter as thousands of fellow celebrities came out to call her a "comic genius" and "the sharpest mind in the world".

by bottomboy tj May 30, 2018

buff jerking

The swag someone feels while wearing a leather jacket.

Look at Justin. He's buff jerking in that jacket.

by jhunt0123 February 20, 2011

avant-jerk

The hegemony of "avant-garde" and "circlejerk". It epitomizes internet circles, primarily those who are overly fond of memes.

Wojak pfp #1: UHU BASED JANNYPILLED TRAD WIFE GIGACHAD SOYBOY DAS POOPENFARTEN PILL COPE SEETHE

Me: woah there, that avant-jerk, I bet you're able to repel women within a five-mile radius.

by Also Sprach The Autist May 21, 2021