Ottumwa, Iowa

Ottumwa, Iowa is a small, shitty town on the southeastern side of Iowa..
It's called the "City of Bridges" even though there are only three main bridges, they're pretty small, and they hover over a dirty-ass brown river known as the "Des Moines River"
There are like, seven elementary schools and Ottumwa High School, or OHS, is probably one of the worst places in Ottumwa..
It's literally full of nothing but wanna-be preps, jocks, drama nerds, sluts, druggies, illegal Mexicans, wanna-be gangs, and trash
There are such a small amount of "normal" people that attend OHS and yes, I am fortunately one of them..
They tried to build a fuckin' casino here and it, of course, got denied..

They should've tried to build something more productive and entertaining like a "roller rink"..
As soon as I graduate I'm getting the fuck outta here!!

Yeah, Ottumwa, Iowa sucks....

Some people here call Ottumwa O-Town..
Umm.. O-Town is for Orlando and Orlando only..
Trying to throw in some other place's name to try and give a shitty little town a "cool" nickname won't get it anywhere..

by Get Me Out of Ottumwa May 26, 2010

glenwood, Iowa

Glenwood, Iowa is a shitty town full of redneck whores. The best place to have a little fun would be the high school parking hot. The town is full of blonde bitches with the occasional ginger. It may seem like glenwood is smart because of the high GPA's, but don't worry the teacher are the ones doing the work for the kids.

I went to Glenwood, Iowa and ended up getting fucked in the ass by my second cousin!

by EastMillsRules! August 19, 2017

perry, iowa

a crappy ass town filled with snitches and bitches and hoes. they also have them snotty rich bitches and a fucked school system. it's where every person is a snake too.

Never move to Perry, Iowa.

by R18 June 19, 2017

Centerville Iowa

Some little town in Iowa. The high school has something like five hundred people; most of them are rednecks, fake skaters, and scene brats that would shit their pants in terror if they were ever in a real mosh pit. There are five people in the entire school that know what emo actually is. The rest of them are morons. Most of the wannabe hXc kids are in shitty metalcore bands.

Centerville High School (in Centerville Iowa) might suck, but at least we're not skanky Moravia girls or dirty Seymour boys. We don't even talk about Moulton.

by hbhlblhlblhlbb March 7, 2009

sioux city, iowa

A metro area covering three states with a total population of 110,000. Home of Sue Bee Honey, Jolly Time Popcorn, and Gateway Computers. Sgt. Floyd on the Lewis & Clark Expedition was buried here at the site named the first U.S. National Historic Site. With its history in the Missouri River and Stockyards, the City now faces an uncertain future. The population is somewhat diverse with nearby Nebraska reservations and large packing plants.

I happened upon Sioux City, Iowa on my way to the Black Hills. My college roommate went to Heelan Catholic High School there.

by Cheruvian June 26, 2006

Afton Iowa

An amazing town full of helpful people and a funny cop. It does have a few bad young kids but its family.

I would love to live in Afton Iowa.

by Triger69 July 9, 2016

The Iowa Windmill

The Iowa Windmill is when a man and a women have anal intercourse until the women poops on the mans penis leading to the man slapping the women in the face multiple times with his shit dick in a windmill motion

Little Sammy- "Aunt Mary, why is your face covered in shit and all bruised up, and why are you walking like daddy when he got out of prison"
Aunt Mary- "Well sweetie, your favorite uncle and I just did The Iowa Windmill, you will know what that means when you are about 15 or 16"

by AnalPlundering4Life420 August 4, 2014