Story City Iowa

A town in central Iowa with a population of about 3500. Surrounded by 500 miles of corn in all directions, located right on highway 35. Home to some of the most condescending asshole hillbillies you'll ever meet. Some of the attractions of this town include Kum and Go, The Carousel(which is only interesting to Chinese tourist), and the two parks located in the middle of town. The only reason anyone ever comes to this town is to stop and eat at one of the many poorly managed restaurant along the interstate. Living here is atrocious, and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone with a steady income and a good head on their shoulders. The people there are weird, deranged, and want nothing to do with outsiders. The cops are absolute assholes, and the school system is an utter joke. And living there, even for a short period of time, will bore you to death. The only thing to do in Story City is to be a drunken, drug addicted hick. I would recommend avoiding this town, or any town north of Ames along interstate 35, until at least Albert Lea, Minn.

Tourist: So what do people from Story City Iowa do?
Story City Resident: Umm, not much, I've pretty much been sitting in my apartment smoking Crystal Meth for the past 10 years. So, that's about all there is to do here.

by ChicagoTribune May 6, 2013

Woodburn, iowa

ity bitty heckville town

woodburn, iowa has about 100 people, most of them rednecks. Most of the girs are sluts and the guys will do anything for a beer. Theres no stores only a bar and a church. So everyone can go to church and then go have a beer. Theres a rodeo every summer so if your a cowboy or cowgirl yee haaa

by hottmama21 June 7, 2009

Iowa Slingshot

During sex, one partner uses a belt, strap, bungee ect. to fling corn filled fecies at the other partner.

Last night i gave that bitch the Iowa Slingshot

by SK61688 December 9, 2008

Springville, Iowa

P.E. Teacher is a probably a sex offender

“I don’t ever want to visit springville, Iowa!”

by Dog2dog April 8, 2019

Tipton, Iowa

Literal Hell

Stay away from Tipton, Iowa it is like Hell.

by Meow Bitch December 11, 2019

Iowa

That place you forget about and when asked about you just think of corn

Entertainer: Where are yall from?
Jeff: Oh were from Iowa
Entertainer: Where?

by Blitzomet September 23, 2019

Iowa City firehose

When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.

Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.

Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.

by Dictocracker May 22, 2018