Instagram Comedian

The term was originally a term used to describe people like Lele Pons. It is often used to describe unfunny people as Instagram Comedians are fucking shit. It can also be used to describe someone with no talent.
Jake: “Did you see w stood up and shouted in class?”
Zach: “Yeah, he’s such an Instagram Comedian.”
by n4n0b1t March 11, 2019
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instagram slut

someone who is thirsty for likes, likes their own picture, or is following more people than they are followed by
A. Go like my last picture on instagram

B. You are just an instagram slut

2.
A. hey give me your phone real quick, I need to do something

B. ok

A. *goes to his/her instagram all likes all his/her pic
by Willis Cornelius February 27, 2014
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stan instagram

similar to stan twitter but filled with cupcakes and locals who don’t quite understand stan culture
usually make ‘memes’ that are unfunny to anyone outside their fandom (for example: me when someone says they love ariana grande *photo of ariana grande smiling*)
& get super uptight if anyone criticises their idols or opinions
person: i hate stan instagram, it’s full of cupcakes
insta stan: Omg 😭 That’s so mean, respect my choices ☁️✨🌪🥺
by brooke lynn hytes was robbed August 29, 2019
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instagram apology

The act of making a shallow, public apology on the internet via social media (Instagram, Facebook, Youtube, etc.) rather than performing actions that would resolve the issue at hand.

The origin of the definition arose when Macklemore Instagramed his apology text to Kendrick Lamar stating that Lamar "got robbed" after he won Best Rap Album at the Grammys late January 2014.
"Mr. President, the people demand that you respond regarding the NSA leaks!"

"Don't worry, just send out an Instagram Apology and it will go away in a few weeks."

"Or we could... you know, stop spying on people?"

"What kind of option is that?
by HostileChemistry February 01, 2014
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Instagram Warrior

An Instagram warrior is usually a female who will appear very good looking on their Instagram account. With lots of photos of themselves and lots of followers. When, in reality, they are often ugly in person with an awful personality. Easily confused with a catfish but the key difference is a catfish pretends to be a completely different person, but an ig warrior just makes themself look a lot better and different to how they actually are.
"Howay man, a good looking lass is in my dms"
"Be careful mate she looks like she could be an Instagram warrior
by Willy Bagnall December 01, 2019
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Instagram purge

An time where instagram randomly deletes accounts/followers/etc. Basically hell!
"Not another Instagram purge! I was at 200k!!"
by AnonymouslyDone July 06, 2017
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Instagram snowflake

Instagram snowflake is when someone feeds shit on Instagram, constant positivity shit, but end of the day they are like a bottom feeder fish, eating shit and shiting it all back out into the world.
Instagram snowflake is when you get offended if you don’t agree
by Fishlips2023 January 24, 2023
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