revenge eggs

Eggs that are saved way past their expiry date in order to be used as a revenge tactic, as well as a deterrent.

Jason: That old guy down the street was yelling at us again for our music being too loud.

Russ: Don't worry about it man, I have 2 dozen revenge eggs I've been saving for such an occasion.

by Weaselbrom March 24, 2008

harambe's revenge

The year 2020, where all of humankind is suffering through one catastrophe after another as punishment for killing Harambe in 2016.

Person 1: First Australia was on fire, then we were on the brink of World War III, the coronavirus is still fucking up everything, and one beloved icon after another keeps dying. This year blows.
Person 2: It has to be harambe's revenge.

by Zoidberg's bitch July 23, 2020

Chocozuma’s Revenge

When you eat something with large amounts of chocolate but regret it later when you’re stuck on the toilet.

i just got a huge case of chocozuma’s revenge dude it’s not even funny

by Oddtoddlers September 18, 2021

revenge lay

Having sex with another person vengefully, usually as a way to get back at someone who you may have been sexually involved with. Often involves having sex with a friend of the person who wronged you. Can also involve a proxy, in this case another person has sex with the person who wronged you for the sake of getting the wringers hopes up only to leave them thus satisfying the vengeance.

Guy 1: My girl friend cheated on me man what do I do?
Guy 2: You should hook up with one of her friends and get a "revenge lay"

by The Man on the Lake October 1, 2017

revenge of the sperms

When a girl purposely holds a freshly acquired load of sperm in her mouth, possibly pretending to swallow, then kisses the man while transferring the sperm into his mouth, probably followed by giggling and nipple twisting. He can't complain, he just got a bj!

Dude! That barista chick gave me a bj last night but then she gave me revenge of the sperms!

by Hidden Penis Crouching Tiger February 23, 2014

papazuma's revenge

Indigestion that develops shortly after eating pizza, typically from a restaurant with "Papa" in its name.

I had too many hot peppers, and now I have a case of papazuma's revenge.

by Spotted Cow November 9, 2012

Rasputin's Revenge

A mean prank for which you will need the following items: A sleeping girlfriend or friend, an apple carved into a little jack-o-lantern complete with a lit birthday candle inside, and a glass of icewater. Hang the scary apple-lantern from a string in front of the sleeper's face, dip your hand in the icewater until it's very cold, and then cover their mouth with your icy hand. They will instantly wake up and see a red glowing head in their face and attempt to scream, only to be muffled by an icy, dead hand.

"My girlfriend would not have sex with me last night, so later I pulled the old Rasputin's Revenge"

by PaulAllensCard May 20, 2013