Illegal penpals

Sticking your fingers in your partner’s vagina and butthole and rub the wall inbetween making your fingers not able to touch

Me: Hey honey wanna do illegal penpals tonight?
Her: No my wall is sore

by Jim H. Piffony January 11, 2024

illegal cooch

When someone watch to order illegal hooch and accidentally orders a prostitute

Aiden *goes to the illegal hooch stand* can i have some illegal cooch

Stand worker *blank stare*

Aiden *blank stare*

Friends of aiden *dies of laughter*

by Tard2005 September 18, 2023

Illegal Caucasian Immigrants

All Caucasian.

Y'all need to go back to India before somebody bitch stomp y'all back.

Study finds all illegal Caucasian immigrants live in Free Palestine and refuse to live in reality.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 14, 2024

Illegal

Something that's not allowed!

It's illegal to write on these walls!

by Lameguy July 28, 2018

Illegalize

When something is legal and is turn in the opposite.

Why do they legalize rolling paper and blunt but illegalize weed.

by Theteedee June 15, 2021

illegal motion

Having sexual relations somewhere deemed illegal by police.

Mike was caught taking it up the butt at the public park. He was charged with illegal motion in his backfield.

by Poopsie45 January 26, 2025

Illegal as shit

When you don’t pay jack fuck to the IRS for 2 decades. (Said by high boi in his “zootopia in a nutshell” video.)

High boi: “Judy does some quick mafs starting the tax calculation from when he started hustling when he was 12, and finds out just how illegal it is, being *ILLEGAL AS SHIT* and recorded him saying it for good measure.”

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns June 13, 2021