Pronounced "ibb" an Ib is an "Ignorant Belligerent". A young person 14-22 who causes trouble and is an overall nuisance.
Too old to be a jit
Too old to be a jit
Look at those ib's
Yo ib help me out
Oh look, it's those Ib's back to cause trouble again.
Yo ib that car ain't gon' last much longer witchu abusin it like that
Yo ib help me out
Oh look, it's those Ib's back to cause trouble again.
Yo ib that car ain't gon' last much longer witchu abusin it like that
by tr4shk4nl1ck3r4, 000 June 10, 2024
Get the Ibmug. 
Welcome to the International Baccalaureate Organization. Here, you will experience a vivid simulation of abyss and hell. You will build your skill as an IB Learner, and recognize the importance of handling personal breakdowns. In IB, you will encounter many opportunities that are recommended by past victims to escape from; despite the obvious answer being IBO itself, students are encouraged to disregard their responsibility in the Extended Essay, CAS Experiences, and Theory of Knowledge. In a extent, students are emboldened to run away from the mental illnesses that come forth with the Diploma Programme.
I hope you rot in IB
He sold his soul to IB
"The beast that thou sawest was, and is not, and is about to come up out of the IBO and to go into perdition."
"And if you gaze for long into an IB, the IB gazes also into you."
He sold his soul to IB
"The beast that thou sawest was, and is not, and is about to come up out of the IBO and to go into perdition."
"And if you gaze for long into an IB, the IB gazes also into you."
by 吾自深渊来 September 23, 2020
Get the IBmug. An IB accent is usually seen amongst IB graduates. It is an international accent that is somewhat similar to mid-Atlantic/transatlantic accent. However, the difference is that you also hear pain and agony in their accent and voices as a result of IB. If you hear a mid/transatlantic accent and sounds dead inside, yep, you’ve spotted the IB accent.
by Kelsz August 23, 2023
Get the IB accentmug. Fred: Why you keep go to the bathroom
Mike: I have IBS
Fred: Irritable Bowel Syndrome?
Mike: No Itchy Butty Syndrome. I gotta scratch my ass
Mike: I have IBS
Fred: Irritable Bowel Syndrome?
Mike: No Itchy Butty Syndrome. I gotta scratch my ass
by semper afk January 18, 2019
Get the IBSmug. The Ib (International Baccalaureate) Is a well-known prestigious institute, that encourages stress, procrastination and 0.5 hours of sleep maximum. The special creatures that dare start this program, rarely see sunlight and have harnessed special skills of Bs'ing their way through everything. The only time these creatures can be seen outside is when they are gathering data for their IA's. The students that once thought they were smart, or overworked from grade 6 all the way to grade 10 now regret everything they have ever said. This prestigious Course is highly acknowledged and the ones who do find a way to graduate after swimming through a mountain of IA's and a 4000-word essay for their EE, end up not much better off than any normal student. Except they now have anxiety and high levels of stress following them around 24/7.
These students can be recognised by the following things -
- Awful social skills
- Ability to write an essay within 20 minutes
- Writing reflections for every single action they may have done
- Counting the hours of a certain activity they have done.
These students can be recognised by the following things -
- Awful social skills
- Ability to write an essay within 20 minutes
- Writing reflections for every single action they may have done
- Counting the hours of a certain activity they have done.
_____
Doctor - Tell me, why do you feel you are so stressed?
Patient - I am an IB student.
Doctor - Say no more. When is your EE due?
Patient - 3 weeks ago.
_____
She/he/they studied all night because she/he/they is/are in the IB program.
Doctor - Tell me, why do you feel you are so stressed?
Patient - I am an IB student.
Doctor - Say no more. When is your EE due?
Patient - 3 weeks ago.
_____
She/he/they studied all night because she/he/they is/are in the IB program.
by Sea_You_Later November 3, 2022
Get the IBmug. IB or International Baccalaureate, is a highly contagious virus from the Academias Overconfidentitarian Hublebraggatus viral family that originated from the United Kingdom. Primarily targeting students in late transitional schooling years (between 13-15), with students that have come out of exclusive programs such as Gifted and Talented Education (GATE) appearing to be the most susceptible. Its targets are often pretentiously overconfident in their abilities and constantly overestimate their work ethic and intelligence.
Symptoms of early stage IB include but are not limited to: academic hubris, academic dishonesty, humble bragging, overachieving behavior, fear of failure, and a perfectionistic personality. It is often diagnosed with a similar illness, known as Entitled Pretentious Dickheadedness (EPD) and should be a serious concern for parents.
If a child is diagnosed with IB, consider putting them down to end their future misery. No reliable treatment is available or are known as "taking the fattest fucking L". Patients with IB often complain of an lack of sleep, a below 100 average (or alternatively a below 5.0 unweighted GPA), and an exploitative amount of volunteering hours. The IB is also potentially capable of causing asthma, due to the amount of sighing that the patient sighs. It has also been observed that patients frequently complain of being "actually fucking brain damaged" after the scoring less than 120% on their Kahoots, quizzes, tests, and exams.
Symptoms of early stage IB include but are not limited to: academic hubris, academic dishonesty, humble bragging, overachieving behavior, fear of failure, and a perfectionistic personality. It is often diagnosed with a similar illness, known as Entitled Pretentious Dickheadedness (EPD) and should be a serious concern for parents.
If a child is diagnosed with IB, consider putting them down to end their future misery. No reliable treatment is available or are known as "taking the fattest fucking L". Patients with IB often complain of an lack of sleep, a below 100 average (or alternatively a below 5.0 unweighted GPA), and an exploitative amount of volunteering hours. The IB is also potentially capable of causing asthma, due to the amount of sighing that the patient sighs. It has also been observed that patients frequently complain of being "actually fucking brain damaged" after the scoring less than 120% on their Kahoots, quizzes, tests, and exams.
Student A: You're suffering from Full IB? That must've made you be insane by now!
Student B: What the fuck are you talking about? You're literally in all of my classes.
Teacher: Both of you need to stop disrupting my class, I'm trying to make sure you don't fail your exams.
Student B: What the fuck are you talking about? You're literally in all of my classes.
Teacher: Both of you need to stop disrupting my class, I'm trying to make sure you don't fail your exams.
by IB Dying December 11, 2022
Get the IBmug.